Teen escapes jail term for sick joke

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  1. #1
    disgusting, this guy shud goto jail for 10 years
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    ay 24, 2007
    BY DAN ROZEK Staff Reporter
    A former Wheaton North High School student who contaminated salad dressing there with his own semen escaped a jail term on Wednesday when he instead was fined $750 and ordered to perform 120 hours of community service work.
    Marco Raphael G. Castro, 17, faced up to one year behind bars when he was sentenced for misdemeanor disorderly conduct stemming from the Dec. 6 incident at the school, where he was then a senior.

    DuPage County Judge Terence Sheen instead placed Castro on two years probation -- and imposed the other conditions.

    As part of his sentence, Castro was ordered to do community service work for an agency that works with AIDS patients. The judge also ordered Castro, who was expelled from Wheaton North, to continue his education. Castro also must write a letter of apology to school officials and students.

    In his guilty plea, Castro admitted taking a bottle of ranch salad dressing from the school's junior-senior cafeteria into a restroom, then ejaculating into it. He later returned the bottle to the cafeteria.

    Castro underwent medical testing after his arrest -- fellow students turned him in -- and was found to be free of any communicable diseases, officials have said. No one at the school reported falling ill after the incident.

    The sentence holds Castro accountable for his actions, a spokesman for DuPage County State's Attorney Joseph Birkett said.

    http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/399389,CST-NWS-salad24.article
     
    ash1, Jun 3, 2007 IP
  2. cool_78

    cool_78 Guest

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    #2
    That is one sick individual.
     
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  3. 8^)

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    #3
    HAHAHAHAHA He sounds great, I wish i did that.
     
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  4. Daz

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    #4
    Wow now thats the most hilarious thing I heard all day.
    Wrong, and yet hilarious.

    But then again, I'm never going to eat any white sauce again :/
     
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  5. Johnny Inferno

    Johnny Inferno Active Member

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    #5
    Why would he deserve 10 years, lol?
    It was just a prank..a sick prank but he got charged 750$ and 120 hours...sounds good to me.
     
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  6. sparckyz

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    #6
    Just like in Fight Club - "You don't want to know what he does to the soup"
     
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  7. prilep

    prilep Well-Known Member

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    #7
    LMFAO! haah thats awesome lol! To bad he got expelled. :D

    - Prilep :D
     
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  8. syedwasi87

    syedwasi87 Active Member

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    #8
    ugh...sounds disgusting..no pun..!
     
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  9. James12513

    James12513 Well-Known Member

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    #9
    That is utterly disgusting..The guy is sick.

    Imagine after eating his semen, you get AIDS, he won't be such a great guy. Lucky that he was clean.
     
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    no you idiot HIV needs a host to survive, it dies outside of a body.
     
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  11. CountryBoy

    CountryBoy Prominent Member

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    An ideal candidate to work at McDonalds.
     
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    #12
    You seem to be a real friendly guy . . . NOT
     
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  13. ash1

    ash1 Active Member

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    #13
    ummn what if u ate it???
     
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    #14
    hahah thats wrong but very very funny. probably wouldnt taste that bad....jk
     
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    #15
    That would certainly give a new meaning to special sauce
     
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    #16
    LOL!
    Guy:"Hey Castro, i had the best night yesterday with 2 hot chicks... guess what! they both swallow!"

    Castro:"Dude, 5 years ago when i was in junior high, the whole school swallowed."

    A story to tell your grandkids indeed.
     
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    #17
    He should be stoned to death. And I mean a middle-east stoning, not some crack smoking :D
     
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    #18
    I'm eating pasta as we speak..Thats just nasty..
     
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  19. skibladner

    skibladner Peon

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    #19
    blame american pie
     
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