I want bigger size!!

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  1. ly2

    ly2 Notable Member

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    #21
    That's just something guys with small penises say.



    Sorry, couldn't help it. If you ever saw the movie liar liar, you will know what I'm saying...
     
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  2. seospider

    seospider Peon

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    #22
    warm up :p called as fore.... :p

    then motion :p

    More than vehicle what is important is how you drive it :p
     
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    MrX Well-Known Member

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    #23
    dont worry bout size bro. theres a million ways to get the job done with the tools u already got.
     
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    samusexu Well-Known Member

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    #24
    Yeah, you might be right, but in my case it's just the opposite.. I have a medical condition because it's too big :(. Sometimes when I get excited fast, it just rises and hits me in the forehead.. and sometimes I even faint because all the blood goes into it... so that ain't that funny you know...

    Edit: last things to say I hate about it is keeping it wrapped on my left leg...
     
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    timsdd Peon

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    #25
    dude that sucks...be careful when you ride your bike...keep it away from the chain yo!
     
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    Creative_illusion Well-Known Member

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    #26

    Dude don't let the ant bite that thingie.. :D
     
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    getjimmy Prominent Member

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    #27
    Come to INDIA lol
     
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    prilep Well-Known Member

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    #28
    DP is just getting better and better!! :D:D.

    - Prilep :D
     
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    fej Active Member

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    #29
    Yeah it's with the performance. :D
     
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    britishguy Prominent Member

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    #30
    It seems this thread continues:-

    To Rise to the Occasion :D
     
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  11. J0ker

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    #31
    Um.. is he kidding or does he acutally think this is a dicussion about vegetables?
     
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    #32
    The men of the Tampiani Brazil tribe let snakes bite their miniscule sausages until they swell to perfection. Take a trip to Brazil and do some first hand research.
     
    SFOD_D223, Jun 3, 2007 IP
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    m0rtal Well-Known Member

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    #33
    When the lights are out I'll slip mine in. Always glad to help out a fellow DP member.
     
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    #34
    Wow, Now DP serves as a sexual problems solver.
     
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    #35
    LOL weird and funny thread ever

    from now on DP can be on top of adult market keywords too. LOL
     
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    #36
    LOL :D, what a kind jesture that is!
     
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    #37
    Just use 50 layers of condoms.
     
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    #39
    nothin' like a little snake venom to cure what ails you :rolleyes::rolleyes:
     
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    #40
    "the average penis length is 6.16 inches.
    The average girth is 4.84 inches."

    Had to google it.
     
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