How to become Republican

Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by mvandemar, Jun 2, 2007.

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  2. J0ker

    J0ker Peon

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    Haha that hilarious, I love the republican bible part.
     
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  3. GTech

    GTech Rob Jones for President!

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    Too funny!
     
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    Hey, that arguing without listening part seems pretty familiar...hmmm. ;)
     
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  5. GTech

    GTech Rob Jones for President!

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    You'll be voting Republican next year briant, won't you? :D
     
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    #7 page is class.

    The first sentence of the "9/11 - Our golden ticket" Sums it all up in a nutshell. I think that GTech and the rest of the crazy gang have seen the sentence before. ;)
     
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  7. GTech

    GTech Rob Jones for President!

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    Yeah, but you give terrorists credit away to others, don't you? Never a bad word for them, for some odd reason.

    que in a shift in topic about Bush in 5-4-3-2....
     
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    Has anyone go a similar for going democrat?
     
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    Actually, due to certain logistical problems it would be difficult to find someone who was both a member of the correct party and intelligent and witty enough to make one. However, there's corrupt people in both camps. While there are obviously less on the dem side, you probably could still find someone who was a dem and a flash developer, that you could bribe into making you one.

    Just be careful that they aren't sneaky and slip in some jokes against the Republicans that go over your head. That would be uncool on a for-hire project, ya know?

    -Michael
     
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    Great animation. I really have fun. Best part was "Educational Responses" :D
     
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    Heh heh, there is a lot less stuff to make fun of democrats for ;)
     
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    Because they haven't done anything.

    Both parties are corrupt. Fire them all.

    We need a third, and forth viable party.
     
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    Yeah that is quite true.
     
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    You think so? Remove Bush and you remove 90% of the available jokes...
     
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    Hehe, it fits 100% to the impression I got of the republicans here at DP.
     
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    Bush is a republican not a democrat. I do agree that is about true for republican jokes though, not that it makes them any less funny though.
     
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    Mia R.I.P. STEVE JOBS

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    I've often found that becoming a Republican requires that you be a Democrat first.. That's how I became one. ;-)

    I think being a Democrat is pretty much a prerequisite for enlightenment. Admitting you are one, is also the first step to recovery.
     
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    GTech Rob Jones for President!

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    Reminds me of a Winston Churchill quote:

     
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