Canadian Gum Joke

Discussion in 'Movies, Music & TV' started by Lordy, May 26, 2007.

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    A Michigan man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a diner when a Canadian man, chewing gum, sat down next to him. The Michigan man politely ignored the Canadian, who, nevertheless, started up a conversation. The Canadian snapped his gum and said, "You Michigan folk eat the whole bread?" The Michigan man sighed, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, and replied, "Of course." The Canadian blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In Canada, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to Michigan." The Canadian had a smirk on his face. The Michigan man listened in silence. The Canadian persisted. "D'ya eat jelly with the bread?" The Michigan man rolled his eyes and replied, "Of course." Cracking his gum between his teeth, the Canadian said, "We don't. In Canada, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell it to Michigan." The Michigan man then asked, "Do you have sex in Canada?" The Canadian smiled and said, "Why of course we do." The Michigan leaned closer to him and asked, "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?" "We throw them away, of course." The Michigan smiled and said, "We don't. In Michigan, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to the Canadians."
     
    Lordy, May 26, 2007 IP
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  2. mitcharr

    mitcharr Notable Member

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    #2
    heheh very ncie , thanks for sharing
     
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  3. choice

    choice Prominent Member

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    #3
    not bad

    rep added
     
    choice, May 26, 2007 IP
  4. timsdd

    timsdd Peon

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    #4
    silly Canadians :)

    I wonder if is one of those ones that transcends different people and places? eg different versions
     
    timsdd, May 26, 2007 IP
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    dazzcelt Peon

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    #5
    haha gd one, may post on my gaming teams forum :)
     
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    arpitagarwal82 Notable Member

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    #6
    That was great. :D:D:D
     
    arpitagarwal82, May 27, 2007 IP
  7. Rohit patel

    Rohit patel Prominent Member

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    #7
    He He :D That was great joke.:)

    Thanks for sharing it with us.
     
    Rohit patel, May 27, 2007 IP
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    cheapest Active Member

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    #8
    great one....never heard before....thanx for sharing
     
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  9. rays

    rays Active Member

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    good one mate .. thanks for nice joke ...
     
    rays, May 28, 2007 IP
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    cuteprachi Banned

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    #10
    ha ha ha ha ha ha great joke.
    i liked it.
    most of the jokes doesn't make me laguh but this one is nice.
     
    cuteprachi, May 28, 2007 IP
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    thurrz Banned

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    #11
    nice one...
    a good joke..:D
     
    thurrz, May 28, 2007 IP
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    cryxellis Banned

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    #12
    hahaha

    got you!
     
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    mets Banned

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    #13
    Lol...thats funny...and disgusting at the same time
     
    mets, May 29, 2007 IP
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    rosiee007 Notable Member

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    yeah, it sure was disgusting :p I've heard a variation of this joke but don't actually remember it atm.
     
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    #15
    LOL, nice joke...:)
     
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    #16
    so you think you're funny, eh?h
    actually, that was a really good joke, props to you
     
    pmalone224, May 29, 2007 IP