Haha! really funny... Thanks for sharing... I have one too, also found in the net... A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine." His mother heard what he was saying and gasped "What are you doing?" The little boy answered "I'm doing my math homework, Mom." "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. "Yes", he answered. Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?" The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?" After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."
A businessman needed a million dollars to fund a new project, so he went to the church to pray for the money. By chance he knelt at the altar next to a man who was praying for a hundred dollars to pay off an urgent debt. The businessman took out his wallet and pressed a hundred dollars into the other man's hand. Overjoyed, the man got up and ran out of the church The businessman then closed his eyes and prayed: "OK, Lord, now that I have your undivided attention . . ."