I bet that you don't have a girlfriend!

Isn't 8everything is a girl?

 

Indeed, she puts the F(ine) in Female

 

Hey, 8everything do you have a boyfriend?

 

Does my dog count?

 

Wtf! You can know we dont have a gf? You really great!

 

Whats the whole funda behind this thread?
About the question, i do have a girl friend and i really dont have to prove it to anyone..

 

Hmm which girlfriend are you asking about?

My 7th one with tall nose or my 25th one with large beautiful eyes or my 30th girlfriend who always used to fight with me?

oh o I think you want to hear about my sexy slimy 80th girlfriend who always was in sexy mood?

ooops just kidding

I have only one actually and thats my only wife

 

ah i don't have a gf , might have one in future dont know , just dint get the right person, still looking for..

but its not necessary that some one being in dp can't have a gf, moreover, even the girl can help in making few innovative messages which everyone would appreciate here. u dnt want to hang out 10 hrs either

 

you are right!

 

I have Girl Friendsssss

 

Of course she is. Wouldn't YOU like two women to come visit you if they were in your town for a weekend or something?

My bed's definitely big enough

 

Yes, been going out with her for almost 7 years now..

 

That's terrible. Are you afraid of commitment or something? I'm petty sure 7 years of dating would atleast raise the question of a marriage.

 

he's on a long term lease with an option to buy

 

Hey, come on now. This is a girl, not a car. She talks and lights up at the site of Rendy.... She's more like one of those smart-cars that tlak and flash when you get too close.

 

it was a joke, did you not pick that up from the inflection in my typing

they need to find a way to translate the smart into other things...like if my refrigerator would remind me that the milk is about to sour!

 

Mine was more of a counter-joke based on yours. Meaning, I first repremised you for making her seem inanimate, than doing so myself. Sorry my joke failed

And bleh, my fridge already does that. Everytime I have a power outage and my fridge is off, it's a safe bet all of my food is going to spoil.

 

my response was merely a test to feel you out as it were. I will now go back and laugh at the 3-4 posts containing the joke and counter joke

the light in our fridge went out tonight...had to get a miner's helmet to go find me a snack

 

Don't get me started. Somehow, our block is connected to a new construction site that if something goes wrong on the site, we've got a power outage.

I've developed a contraption which you place on your head with taped flashlights for convenience. I plan to manufacture these for everyone, eventually.

 

Well actually, I don't spend 8 hours a day on DP, I have a life.

And a wonderful girlfriend I deeply love...!