New drugs for women

Discussion in 'Movies, Music & TV' started by Rohit patel, May 21, 2007.

  1. #1
    This is a joke only. Don't take on mind. :D

    D A M N I T O L
    Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.

    ST. M O M M A'S W O R T
    Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering children unconscious for up to two days.

    E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
    Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.

    P E P T O B I M B O
    Liquid silicone drink for the single woman. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.

    D U M B E R O L
    When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.

    F L I P I T O R
    Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

    M E N I C I L L I N
    Potent anti-boy-otic for the older woman. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person ..Can we get naked now?.

    B U Y A G R A
    Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.

    J A C K A S S P I R I N
    Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.

    A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T
    A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.

    N A G A M E N T
    When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him
     
    Rohit patel, May 21, 2007 IP
  2. timsdd

    timsdd Peon

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    that stuff is gold! imagine if they did exist...would increase the pharmacy sector by tenfold :p
     
    timsdd, May 21, 2007 IP
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    w3bmaster Notable Member

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    Ha ha funny "prescriptions"
     
    w3bmaster, May 22, 2007 IP
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    swapnil90 Well-Known Member

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    I wish they never release :eek: He he :p
     
    swapnil90, May 22, 2007 IP
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    Hahaha , that's cool guy. thanks for sharing ... lol
     
    Kawish, May 22, 2007 IP
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    Jackasspirin will sell like hotcakes! =)
     
    athea, May 22, 2007 IP
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    harry.seo82 Banned

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    J A C K A S S P I R I N
    This should be a big hit among women. :)
     
    harry.seo82, May 23, 2007 IP
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    This is all true, it shouldnt be a joke, I can see my own woman with these same drugs in her purse when we go out.
     
    MichaelThanatos, May 23, 2007 IP
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    and such a clever/catchy name!

    I think it would also make a good t-shirt :p
     
    timsdd, May 23, 2007 IP