What's your favorite family quote?

Mine is when peter gets liposuction and joins the beautiful people club. Just before a door automatically opens, it goes like:


Peter: "Woow, doors open automatically for beautiful people!"
Other guy from the beautiful people club:

"Actually that door opened because you stepped on that black floor infront of the door..., but ofcourse, if that wasn't there, it would have opened anyway, because your beautiful!"

LOL

ok, it's funnier when you actually see it... But that was hilarious

any family guy fans here with some favorite quotes?

 

"Living well is the best revenge"

 

home is where the heart lies this is the only one i know

 

"Family that prays together, stays forever"

 

euhm, are those family guy quotes? What episodes?

 

OP dorked up...he meant to say favorite FAMILY GUYquote in the thread title...not "family quote"

 

You're the pro! You should have TONS

The goldmine:
http://www.familyguyquotes.com/

 

whatchoo talkin' bout willis?

Opps wrong show!


Jason

 

the only problem is that I have about 101 favs not just 1.

besides, I'm more of a clip guy

pretty much anything Stewie has ever said

 

Youtube away!!!!

Stewie: YOU SUCK!
The over-rated quote

 

I'm on dial up though

 

Stewie: You. Fetch me my copy of the Wall Street Journal. You two, fight to the death.

 

good one...the other one along with that clip, "cut my milk"

 

I shall buy that quote from FOX one day.

 

Stewie: Cut my egg.
Servant: Your eggs are cut sir.
Stewie: Cut my milk! (LMAO)
Servant: I can't sir it's liquid.
Stewie: Imbecile! Freeze it then cut it, and if you question me again I'll put you on diaper detail, and I promise I won't make it easy for you.

I can't stop laughing at this!!

 

here's the one from Prelip's old Av (Brian and Stewie spooning):

not funny per say, just wondered if anyone else knew that?

 

Once you go warm, you have to go hot