Help needed in a "Gas" Joke..

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    Help needed in a "Gas" Joke..

    I know this sounds wierd, but i need some kind of Joke relating to GAS in chemistry...

    Joke can be about anything, as long as its about GASes

    Ive been thinking for so many days now, and cant get it!!!

    Hope someone has some good ideas :)
     
    awaisuk, May 17, 2007 IP
  2. toinkzzz

    toinkzzz Banned

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    #2
    I would suggest you use any "fart" jokes.... :)
     
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  3. CountryBoy

    CountryBoy Prominent Member

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    #3
    One gas molecule, moving in a Brownian fashion, bumps into another gas molecule. The other molecule says ouch.

    Boom boom - it's the way I tell them!
     
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    awaisuk Banned

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    #4
    hehe, it should use Words relating to chemistry.

    Thanks for your help
     
    awaisuk, May 17, 2007 IP
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    CountryBoy Prominent Member

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    Brownian - as in Brownian motion - you can't get more chemical than that!
     
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    awaisuk Banned

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    #6
    Its pretty good, Thanks

    Please others participate aswell :)
     
    awaisuk, May 17, 2007 IP
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    There is gas in Uranus.
     
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    #8
    lol readytogo, thats good
     
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    Are you a teacher awaisuk? Any attempt to interject humour into a chemistry lesson could fall on deaf ears!

    The RSC (I'm a member) used to produce a range of dodgy chemistry joke stickers - they were really terrible. I remember one in particular - it went "old chemists never die, they just fail to react". Oh dear!
     
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    #11
    Common help me out here please!

    :)
     
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    Once upon a time there was a gas who bought a racehorse called "My face". Now every time he goes horse racing he shouts: "Coooomeeee oooonnnn my faaace!"

    Is that any good? :D
     
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    I HAVE GOT IT MADE UP, THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT
     
    awaisuk, May 17, 2007 IP
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    #15
    I knew you were going to pick mine. ;)
     
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    Come on then...
    We're all waiting with baited breath!

     
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    #17
    right one, thats the best for topic gas related joke.

    url
     
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