Selling My Body...

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    According to a side blurb in the latest Maxim magazine, I can expect to receive $118k for part of a lung, $45k for a slice of liver, $6k for my black market kidney (I could use one myself), $20-$30 for blood plasma, or $75-$100 for a sperm sample..

    I'm now accepting offers.. maybe this should go in the For Sale section?

    :p :rolleyes: :D
     
    dgridley, May 16, 2007 IP
  2. 8everything

    8everything Peon

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    That's quite scarey... but people actually buy these!!!! (black market of course)!!!
     
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    simplyliza Guest

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    #3
    Sorry, but that makes me laugh lol.

    lmao!
    are you serious? I'm not gonna buy one, since I have no disabilities.
     
    simplyliza, May 16, 2007 IP
  4. EliteFlyers_com

    EliteFlyers_com Active Member

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    nice! i think i could use a third eye are you selling yours?
     
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  5. ahkip

    ahkip Prominent Member

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    #5
    That's they price of buying. Some one might sell it for 30 buck in china, JK :D

    Did you watch a movie call dirty pretty things? It talks about the same subject in London
     
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    Jackuul Well-Known Member

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    #6
    45k for just a small slice of my liver that would be non- lethal? That'd pay my college loans off.
     
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    Zerosleep Established User

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    Ok then I'll BIN the Kidney :p :rolleyes:
     
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  8. 8everything

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    Lol, if you have 2 kidneys, you can donate one of them :p;)
     
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    Nick_Mayhem Notable Member

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    #9
    Vampires might Bid more then that :D Just see that it goes in right hands and I think you can make more profits on that one.
     
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  10. dgridley

    dgridley Guest

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    Come to think of it, the pervs on Ebanned pay quite a bit for certain "ahem" personal items.. ;)
     
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    simplyg123 Well-Known Member

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    do you have a layaway plan? i could really use another lung, but moneys pretty tight right now
     
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    I am willing to sell sperm sample.

    BIN: $200 ;)
     
    Bombaywala, May 16, 2007 IP
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    Muneeb2Good Notable Member

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    But i believe there are no such things like Vampires !!!
     
    Muneeb2Good, May 16, 2007 IP
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    Jackuul Well-Known Member

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    There are people who emulate them and drink real human blood. I call them Insane.
     
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    #15
    This is olso funny but sad becoise some people get rich from others pain :(
     
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    Jackuul Well-Known Member

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    I'll sell my fingernail clippings. I guarantee 10 clippings for 10 dollars each. Toenail clippings are harder to come by so each one is 5 dollars. Need used razors with my stubble on them? 3 dollars a piece. I accept paypal only.
     
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    yohanip Well-Known Member

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    #17
    to scary, even to read.. is this a horror sections?..
     
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    Crazy_Rob I seen't it!

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    I have a bunch of socks worth $75-$100 (each) in my hamper. :p
     
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    #19
    haha unbeleivable that people acctually do things like this.
     
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    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #20
    How much would dead skin and dead toe and fingernails go for??!! :D I can post a picture if it would help!!! :D:D

    Oh, how much would hair go for?!?! :D
     
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