Google... VERY FUNNY... must read!!

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  1. Mr_Kumar

    Mr_Kumar Notable Member

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    #21
    I don't get a laugh. Instead it seems to me that google means use a ship or something like that.

    I may be wrong. Also, I have seen this thing lot many time...but never get a laugh.

    People are laughing at this word 'swim'...this makes me laugh now. :)
     
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    #22
    Very funny, nice find :)
     
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    #23
    very funny
     
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    #24
    Hehe, this is cool.
     
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  5. my44

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    #25
    The most *inefficient* driving+swimming route is from Miami, FL to Lisbon, Portugal. Try it and you'll see what I meant

    :)
     
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    #26
    :eek: .
     
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    #28
    ha ha ha :) thats gr8 buddy..
     
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    #29
    Saw it before, but it's still good to know that Google has a sense of humor.

    By the way, 500th post! :D

    What an... err... creative route. ;)

    Edit: Even weirder... I get this message when trying that. Refreshed and it worked though.
    :confused:
     
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  10. mvandemar

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    #30
    You should really wrap that in code tags, instead of quote, so it doesn't break peoples layouts:

    
    // 0) {gaia_sl.onclick = returnFalse;} else {gaia_sl.onclick = returnTrue;}}}function returnFalse() {return false;}function returnTrue() {return true;}function flipDefault() {gApplication.infoWindowProcess(function(n) {if (n.id == "setas") n.style.display = "none";if (n.id == "setasconfirm") n.style.display = "";});}function setDefaultLocation(n) {if (gAddressBook) {gabentry(gAddressBook,n.getAttribute("address"));}flipDefault();return false;}function getWindowHeight() {if (window.self && self.innerHeight) {return self.innerHeight;}if (document.documentElement && document.documentElement.clientHeight) {return document.documentElement.clientHeight;}return 0;}var panelDefaultUrls = ["/maps?f=d&hl=en&saddr=Miami,+FL&daddr=Lisbon,+Portugal+to:Toronto,+Canada+to:Belfast,+Ireland+to:Kansas+City,+MO+to:Berlin,+Germany+to:Albuquerque,+NM+to:Rome,+Italy+to:Moscow,+Russia+to:Seattle,+WA&sll=25.72899,-80.23745&sspn=0.400214,0.63858&ie=UTF8&om=1", "/maps/ms?f=d&hl=en&saddr=Miami,+FL&daddr=Lisbon,+Portugal+to:Toronto,+Canada+to:Belfast,+Ireland+to:Kansas+City,+MO+to:Berlin,+Germany+to:Albuquerque,+NM+to:Rome,+Italy+to:Moscow,+Russia+to:Seattle,+WA&ie=UTF8&om=1&msa=10"];function clearPanelTab(panelId) {if (panelId < panelDefaultUrls.length && gApplication) {e("vp").src =gApplication.prepareDefaultPanelUrl(panelDefaultUrls[panelId]);}return false;}function loadUrl(simpleUrl) {if (gApplication) {e("vp").src = gApplication.prepareVPageUrl(simpleUrl);} else {e("vp").src = simpleUrl;}return false;}function openInfoWindow(id, opt_point) {if (gApplication && id != "") {gApplication.openInfoWindow(id, opt_point);return false;}return true;}function maximizeInfoWindow(opt_id, opt_params) {if (gApplication) {gApplication.maximizeInfoWindow(opt_id, opt_params);}return false;}function showPolylineBlowup(lineId, index) {if (gApplication) {gApplication.showPolylineBlowup(lineId, index);return false;}return true;}function toggleCsi(ev, id, control) {if (typeof GClassToggle != "undefined") {var el = e(id);GClassToggle(ev,el, ["dircsi_hidden", "dircsi"],control, ["csiopener", "csicloser"]);return false;}return true;}function resizeApp() {var offsetTop = 0;var mapElem = e("map");for (var elem = mapElem; elem; elem = elem.offsetParent) {offsetTop += elem.offsetTop;}var height = getWindowHeight() - offsetTop - 10;if (height >= 0) {mapElem.style.height = height + "px";e("wpanel").style.height =e("panel").style.height = (height + 4) + "px";e("paneltoggle").style.paddingTop = (height/2) + "px";e("paneltoggle").style.paddingBottom = (height/2) + "px";var sp = e("spsizer");sp.style.height = (height - sp.offsetTop) + "px";}}var gForms = ["q","l","d"];function switchForm(name) {var desiredTabFound = false;for (var i = 0; i < gForms.length; i++) {var n = gForms[i];d0(n + "_f");e(n + "_l").className = "unselected";if (n == name) {desiredTabFound = true;}}if (!desiredTabFound) {name = gForms[0];}d1(name + "_f");e(name + "_l").className = "selected";e(name + "_d").focus();onFocus(name + "_d");return false;}function makeQueryFromDirectionFields(saddr, daddr) {var q = "";if (saddr) {q = "from: " + saddr;}if (daddr) {q = q + " to: " + daddr;}return q;}function isSelected(form) {return e(form + "_l").className == "selected";}function isDeflt(f) {return (e(f) && v(f) && v(f) == gMsg[f]);}function tabUrl(url) {if (gApplication) {var q = "";var sel = "selected";for (var f in gMsg) {if (isDeflt(f)) {vs(f,"");}}if (isSelected("q")) {q = v("q_d");}else if (isSelected("l")) {q = v("l_d");if (v("l_near")) {q+= " near: " + v("l_near");}}else if (isSelected("d")) {q = makeQueryFromDirectionField(v("d_d"), v("d_daddr"));}return gApplication.getTabUrl(url, q);} else {return url;}}function onSearch(form) {if (gApplication) {gApplication.prepareMainForm(form);}for (var f in gMsg) {blurField(f);}return true;}function blurField(f) {if (isDeflt(f)) {vs(f,"");setTimeout(function() { onBlur(f); }, 0);}}function flipDForm() {var f = e("d_form");var tmp = isDeflt("d_d") ? '' : v("d_d");f.saddr.value = isDeflt("d_daddr") ? '' : v("d_daddr");f.daddr.value = tmp;onBlur("d_d");onBlur("d_daddr");return false;}var gPendingVPage = null;var gInitialPage = true;function loadVPage(vPage, stateBox) {gInitialPage = false;var ex;eval("try { e('q_d').focus(); } catch (ex) {}");loadVPageText(vPage);loadVPageContinue(vPage, stateBox);}function loadVPageContinue(vPage, stateBox) {if (!gApplication) {gPendingVPage = vPage;gPendingState = stateBox;} else {gApplication.loadVPage(vPage, stateBox);}acinit("mrad");}function loadHomePage() {if (!gInitialPage) {loadVPage(gHomeVPage, e("homestate"));}}function loadPending() {if (gPendingVPage) {gApplication.loadVPage(gPendingVPage, gPendingState);}}function loadVPageText(vPage) {window.document.title = vPage.title;if (vPage.vartitle) {d0("title");d0("links");d1("vartitle");e("vartitle").innerHTML = vPage.vartitle;} else {d1("title");d1("links");d0("vartitle");}for (var i = 0; i < gForms.length; i++) {var id = gForms[i];var form = e(id + "_form");for (var name in vPage.form[id]) {var input = form[name];if (input) {input.value = vPage.form[id][name];}}}for (var f in gMsg) {onBlur(f);}switchForm(vPage.form.selected);var panelNumber = vPage.panelId || 0;if (!vPage.rootPanel || gPanelTab == null) {setPanelTab(panelNumber);}var p = e("panel" + panelNumber);if (e("pclear" + panelNumber)) {(vPage.rootPanel ? d0 : d1)("pclear" + panelNumber);}e("spsizer").scrollTop = 0;if (vPage.panelStyle == "full") {p = e("wpanel");d1("wpanel");} else {d0("wpanel");e("wpanel").innerHTML = "";}setPanel(p, vPage);var ps = e("panel").style;var ms = e("map").style;var pts = e("paneltoggle").style;var psas = e("panelshowarrow").style;if (vPage.panel) {ps.display = "";psas.visibility = "";pts.left = "";pts.display = "";ps.left = "";ms.left = "";ms.marginRight = "";ps.backgroundColor = "";} else 
    
    Code (markup):
    -Michael
     
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  11. oseymour

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    #31
    this is funny
     
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  12. batting

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    #32
    Wo! That's absolutely awesome!! :)
     
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    The Stealthy One Well-Known Member Affiliate Manager

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    #33
    ROFLOL - that's great! :)
     
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    #34
    HAHA, google has a sense of humor! very funny.
     
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