How do you deal with temptations?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by danmbuen, May 7, 2007.

  1. #1
    Got this story from a book Im reading...

    The title explains itself: "Why I Fired My Secretary."

    Two weeks ago, was my 45th birthday, and I wasnt feeling too hot that morning anyway. I had my breakfast, knowing my wife would be pleasant and say Happy Birthday and probably have a present for me. She didnt even say Good Morning, let alone Happy Birthday. I thought, well, thats what a wife is. The children will remember. The children came into breakfast and didnt say a word either. So when I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent.

    As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet said, "Good morning, boss, happy birthday." And I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked until noon.

    About noon Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know its just such a beautiful day outside and its your birthday, lets go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, thats the greatest thing Ive heard all day. Les go." We went to lunch. We didnt go where we normally go; we went out into the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

    On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, its such a beautiful day. We dont need to go back to the office? Do we?" I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Lets go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment, we had another martini and smoked a cigarette and she said, "Boss, if you dont mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable." "Sure," I excitedly replied.

    She went into the bedroom and in about six minutes, she came out... Carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife and children. All were singing Happy Birthday.

    ... And there on the couch I sat... with nothing on but my socks...:D

     
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  2. erotomania

    erotomania Banned

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    #2
    Busted ! LOL!
     
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  3. Ezhel

    Ezhel Banned

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    #3
    WoW!that's amazing story..:)
     
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    w3bmaster Notable Member

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    #4
    Damm this got you in truble for sure :)
     
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    sirkakashi08 Peon

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    #5
    i'm sure after that, he saw a bottle of martini flying towards him!
    haha! LOL!
     
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    #6
    Haha!! That was an awesome story! Loved it! :)

    --Joe
     
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  7. Rohit patel

    Rohit patel Prominent Member

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    #7
    He he :) Nice story buddy. :D

    I love it.:)
     
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  8. Tiggi

    Tiggi Active Member

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    #8
    Great story, danmbuem:)

    Hmmm but how do you normally deal with temptations? I, personally, most often succumb to them:rolleyes:
     
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    #9
    Nice story, poor boss! :)

    surprises are nice but it can sometimes get out of hand
     
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    It can`t be a true story, it just can`t...
     
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    don't you like that? isn't that great? they made a surprise for you, I know there is a little problem inside of you, but I guess firing your secretary is not a good idea, you should be thankful to her atleast right?:D
     
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  12. fej

    fej Active Member

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    Damn! just like a Link Bait! haha
     
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    #13
    i have heard this story somewhere! anyways, nice one!
    how do i deal with temptation! remove the socks perhaps:p
     
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  14. danmbuen

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    haha... :D
     
    danmbuen, May 7, 2007 IP