The Ant and the Grasshopper

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by mikemotorcade, Apr 24, 2007.

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    The Ant and the Grasshopper

    *OLD VERSION*:

    The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

    The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

    Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.

    The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.

    MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself!

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    *MODERN VERSION:*

    The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

    The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

    Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.

    CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food. America is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?

    Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper, and everybody cries when they sing, "It's Not Easy Being Green."

    Jesse Jackson stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news stations film the group singing, "We shall overcome." Jesse then has the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper's sake.

    Nancy Pelosi & John Kerry exclaim in an interview with Larry King that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.

    Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity and Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the beginning of the summer. The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the government.

    Hillary gets her old law firm to represent the grasshopper in a defamation suit against the ant, and the case is tried before a panel of federal judges that Bill Clinton appointed from a list of single-parent welfare recipients. The ant loses the case.

    The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he is in, which just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around him because he doesn't maintain it. The ant has disappeared in the snow. The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the once peaceful neighborhood.

    MORAL OF THE STORY: Be careful how you vote!
     
    mikemotorcade, Apr 24, 2007 IP
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  2. EliteFlyers_com

    EliteFlyers_com Active Member

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    #2
    lol this is funny
     
    EliteFlyers_com, Apr 24, 2007 IP
  3. arpitagarwal82

    arpitagarwal82 Notable Member

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    #3
    old one. read it before many times. but still good one as ever.
     
    arpitagarwal82, Apr 24, 2007 IP
  4. Muneeb2Good

    Muneeb2Good Notable Member

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    #4
    hahahahahah thanks for sharing

    that was really worth reading it....
     
    Muneeb2Good, Apr 24, 2007 IP
  5. cloudybutnice

    cloudybutnice Peon

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    #5
    That's good. And remember many a true word is spoken in jest!
     
    cloudybutnice, Apr 25, 2007 IP
  6. swapnil90

    swapnil90 Well-Known Member

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    #6
    HA HA HA....FUNNY !!

    I like funny stories teaching someting ;)
     
    swapnil90, Apr 25, 2007 IP
  7. tonyinabox

    tonyinabox Peon

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    #7
    I like a fried grasshopper :D
     
    tonyinabox, Apr 25, 2007 IP
  8. mikemotorcade

    mikemotorcade Peon

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    #8
    Mmm, mmm, grasshoppers!
     
    mikemotorcade, Apr 25, 2007 IP
  9. 8everything

    8everything Peon

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    #9
    Funny :p but a lesson learnt! lol..
     
    8everything, Apr 25, 2007 IP
  10. rays

    rays Active Member

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    #10
    lol :D funny .. this is a best story to motivate people to vote wisely!!!

    thanks for sharing it here mate, I would like to post it on my forum. Can i know original author or should i post it under DP ref :)
     
    rays, Apr 25, 2007 IP
  11. AllyWalker

    AllyWalker Peon

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    #11
    Spot on! A very good sotry
     
    AllyWalker, Apr 25, 2007 IP
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    fej Active Member

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    #12
    Love the story. A revised one! haha! I'll be waiting for the "Ant & The Grasshopper Part 3"
     
    fej, Apr 25, 2007 IP
  13. Shadow Puppet

    Shadow Puppet Guest

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    #13
    might need to wait a few years for that one fej
     
    Shadow Puppet, Apr 25, 2007 IP
  14. mikemotorcade

    mikemotorcade Peon

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    #14
    I have no idea who the original author is. I've seen it floating around for a couple weeks now, so I can't even say where the first place I saw it was. I know the original version was written by Aesop. Maybe just put "Author Unknown" or something if you want.
     
    mikemotorcade, Apr 25, 2007 IP
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    Slincon Well-Known Member

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    #15
    I prefer the grasshopper and the octopus:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lBsdaSc1Go
    It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?
     
    Slincon, Apr 25, 2007 IP
  16. Shadow Puppet

    Shadow Puppet Guest

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    #16
    lol I watched that episode a few days a go... good stuff
     
    Shadow Puppet, Apr 25, 2007 IP