Karl Rove v Sheryl Crowe Spat

I wouldn't want to sit near her or shake her hand.

 

Have you seen her rear? Its not the smallest one in the world (although not as big as rosie odonnel's!!! still, gotta use more than 1 square.

 

I didn't want to visualize that.

 

Cheryl Crow looks like a crack whore. She looks drawn out like she is on heroin or something.

 

she could be holding it in for like 2 weeks, so she can save that extra square of toilet paper

 

You know, I've been thinking long and hard about this... Is it one square, or one roll?

I for one can burn an entire roll in one sitting.. My wife will testify that that... If it is one roll, I think I can stick to that!

 

She means one small sheet you can rip off.

I can testify to the fact that if it is Mexican food I can burn the whole 18 roll case in a day.

 

gotta love mexican!! beans, beans are good for your heart....lol

 

Why on earth is she worried about TP anyway? That stuff breaks down. It's not like it fills up a land fill somewhere. It gets broken down and ends up at the shit station purified and sent to Chicago for drinking water.

 

I guess if you are to good for real tp (what most of us use) then yours doesn't break down...

 

Hey man, my shitter sports charmin ultra!

 

And as many of you who have traveled overseas knows, they don't even put it in the toilet in some places. (The one thing I don't look forward to when I get to the Dominican Republic.)

 

Who'd have ever thought that whipping your arse could be contributing to global warming... What will they think of next? Ham sandwiches in grade schools?

 

Whipping leads to scarring and a red cheeks. Wiping doesn't - usually.

 

One word: Bimbo.

 

Will your avatar has sizzle

 

doesn't she know that americans eat more than any other country and lowering toilet paper is out of the question. Its not like we're all civilized with bedees so we can clean up, all that mcdonalds and mexican food does not add up for small paper consumption, oh and all you can eat buffets?

so sheryl crow is only using one sheet per sh*t?

 

If she is only using one one-ply sheet - her music isn't the only thing that stinks.

 

Now she says it was just a joke.. What a loon.

 

I guess people following you around with lysol for a few days just isn't as fun as one would think.

But, Axe body spray does have a new scent that makes you smell like Sheryl Crowe; its ass-scented body spray.