Brilliant Ways Girls Turn Guys Down!!

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    BRILLIANT WAYS GIRLS TURN GUYS DOWN!!

    HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
    SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like
    yours!!

    HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
    SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

    HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
    SHE: I must have been given your share!!!

    HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
    SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

    HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
    SHE: Okay, get out!!!

    HE: I think I could make you very happy
    SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

    HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
    SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!

    HE: Can I have your name?
    SHE: Why, don't you already have one?

    HE: Shall we go and see a film?
    SHE: I've already seen it!!!

    HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
    SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!

    HE: Where have you been all my life?
    SHE: Hiding from you.

    HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
    SHE: Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore.

    HE: Is this seat empty?
    SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down
     
    Gunda, Apr 24, 2007 IP
  2. wwws

    wwws Notable Member

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    #2
    She's just playing hard to get.:cool:
     
    wwws, Apr 24, 2007 IP
  3. RovingCalypso

    RovingCalypso Well-Known Member

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    Wow, you sure look experianced.
     
    RovingCalypso, Apr 24, 2007 IP
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    rayn_84 Banned

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    Naughty girls... just need some romance...
     
    rayn_84, Apr 24, 2007 IP
  5. BLaZeR

    BLaZeR Peon

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    QFT
    How do you like your eggs?
    Unfertilized
     
    BLaZeR, Apr 24, 2007 IP
  6. getjimmy

    getjimmy Prominent Member

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    #6
    Nice post,can u also post Brilliant Ways Guys Turn girls Down!!
     
    getjimmy, Apr 24, 2007 IP
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    htmlindex Prominent Member

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    #7
    Haha, good ones. Are you talking from experience? :p
     
    htmlindex, Apr 24, 2007 IP
  8. Rohit patel

    Rohit patel Prominent Member

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    #8
    Great way to dowen them.:D Is this your own experience or other?
     
    Rohit patel, Apr 24, 2007 IP
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    #9
    I've tried most of these lines and gotten the same response! ;)
     
    pondlife, Apr 24, 2007 IP
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    jdR!pper Peon

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    #10
    Nice post... I wonder what's the best thing to do if you've been told these things. :D

    --Joe
     
    jdR!pper, Apr 24, 2007 IP
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    EGS Notable Member

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    Bah hahahah. :D:D:D:D
    Just be like...

     
    EGS, Apr 24, 2007 IP
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    sebastya Well-Known Member

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    #12
    nice nice..might use some of them..lol
     
    sebastya, Apr 24, 2007 IP
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    #13
    Women are all the same

    Any way i'm not that kind of guy i don't flirt but i heard wiered responses to

    How guys turn down it's simple : No , Hell No your ugly , I'm not intrested :)
     
    w3bmaster, Apr 24, 2007 IP
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    jameskon Well-Known Member

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    #14
    i think he might have had really tough luck

    j/k :D
     
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    #15
    I think I've most of those before, in person.
     
    Slumberface, Apr 24, 2007 IP
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    #16
    those are pathetic cheap and cheesy, ive never tried 1 of those on a girl, and i still get them, so plz no 1 try the 4 ur own sake.
     
    mcorbur88, Apr 24, 2007 IP
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    Katy Moderator Staff

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    #17
    Haha, this is the best one! :D
     
    Katy, Apr 24, 2007 IP
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    #18
    Guys way of turning a girl down - you look at her and go :eek:
     
    Bombaywala, Apr 24, 2007 IP
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    #19
    Lol, I love this list. Seriously, girls can use any excuse :p hahaha!!! Excellent collection :p
     
    8everything, Apr 24, 2007 IP
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    Zerosleep Established User

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    rofl
    Girls have excuse for anything :mad:
     
    Zerosleep, Apr 24, 2007 IP