Who works for India ?

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    Working for India

    Who works for India ??????

    The population of India is 100 crores
    1,00,00,00,000
    But 19 crores are retired.
    -19,00,00,000

    That leaves 81 crores do the work.
    81,00,00,000

    There are 25 crores in school,
    -25,00,00,000

    Which leaves 56 crores to do the work.
    56,00,00,000

    Of this there are 22 crores employed by the Central Govt,
    -22,00,00,000

    Leaving 34 crores to do the work.
    34,00,00,000

    4 crores are in the Armed Forces,
    -4,00,00,000

    Which leaves 30 crores to do the work.
    30,00,00,0 00

    Take away from above total the 20 crores people work For State
    Governments
    (State Government employees officially do no! ! t work!)
    -20,00,00,000

    And that leaves 10 crores to do t he work.
    10,00,00,000

    Total unemployed are 8 crores
    -8,00,00,000

    And that leaves 2 crores to do the work.
    2,00,00,000

    At any given time there are 1.2 crore people in hospitals,
    -1,20,00,000

    Leaving 80 lakhs to do the work.
    80,00,000

    Now, according to Indian Statistical Institute, there are 79,99,998
    people
    in prisons throughout the country.
    -79,99,998

    That leaves just 2 people to do the work.......
    2

    You and me!!! And currently YOU are sitting at your
    computer reading my post. So I am the only person in our country who is
    working!
    And that's why India is surviving!!!

    Now, please go back and do your job because, for a
    change, I want to rest. And I don't want India to suffer because of that.
     
    Rohit patel, Apr 17, 2007 IP
  2. rana_sandhya

    rana_sandhya Peon

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    I think the population is 1,095,351,995 now :D (July 2006 Report)

    -Sandhya-
     
    rana_sandhya, Apr 17, 2007 IP
  3. Rohit patel

    Rohit patel Prominent Member

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    Yeah but it is just a fixed numbers. :D . Also we know this is just official numbers,real numbers is too far away.

    In my towen population is 60000 around on the paper while we alleardy have 79000+ people in election list. :D

    Too much difference.:)
     
    Rohit patel, Apr 17, 2007 IP
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    sachin410 Illustrious Member

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    4 crore in armed forces?

    22 crore in central government?

    where did you get all these figures?...they are no where near the correct figures..
     
    sachin410, Apr 17, 2007 IP
  5. Rohit patel

    Rohit patel Prominent Member

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    Well if those numbers are right than how can we know about this joke. This is just joke numbers and not related with real numbers.:)
     
    Rohit patel, Apr 17, 2007 IP
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    samtron Guest

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    This is just joke numbers and not related with real numbers.:

    yes rohit is right, this is a joke.... do not compare the numbers in it
     
    samtron, Apr 17, 2007 IP
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    rush123456 Active Member

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    i am sure this is a joke.
    Or are you a population analyst.
    Anyways good info.
     
    rush123456, Apr 17, 2007 IP
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    uttoransen Prominent Member

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    nice joke, but those figures to too vague! and don't trust any reports, as they are not correct! if the records were right, indian population could have risen above the chinese!:rolleyes:
     
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    and many crores are still waiting to come in the world, the growth rate is 1.2 kid per second
     
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    w3bmaster Notable Member

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    Lol if this was true .....


    Actualy in my countey soon will be if things goes like now ....
     
    w3bmaster, Apr 17, 2007 IP