Looking for a thug near Westford, MA

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  1. #1
    I noticed my bank account was a few grand light this morning and saw a bill pay payment that was sent to some guy in Massachesetts. The bank did confirm that this online payment was actually an offline payment (paper check in the mail) and they put a stop on it.

    So does anyone out there live in or near Westford, MA? I have his name (Indian name) and address, if you are intimidating, could you go scare him? :D

    By the way, we were getting we were getting sick of this bank (rhymes with Fells Wargo) so we went down the street to another bank and opened a new account. Wells log in seemed reasonably secure but apparently they have a flaw somewhere.
     
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    zac439 Notable Member

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    #2
    Wow, glad you could recover your money. How did he manage to get such a payment? Through paypal?

    I'm a few states a way, I can be of no use to you. Plus, I weigh 140 pounds. No intimidation there.
     
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    immortality Peon

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    Im in New York which is pretty close. I could roll by and pop a cap in his ass for like $4 via PayPal.
     
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    zac439 Notable Member

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    #4
    Renting a gun would cost money. Gas is pretty high these days. The bullet should be custom made too, to prevent crime scene investigators from tracking you down.

    I appraise your actual cost to be $400.
     
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    immortality Peon

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    Ive got everything taken care of already. I have a pee powered car too so all I need to buy is a few gallons of water.
     
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    zac439 Notable Member

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    Please PM me schematics and we can negotiate a business partnership for your idea as soon as possible.

    Do you also have the same technology available for weapons and ballistics?
     
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  7. immortality

    immortality Peon

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    The car is already made, I drive it around all the time. I have a hook up that attaches to your penis and causes you to instantly ejaculate and the fluid flows through a chamber that will instantly freeze it and send it through the air at 500 feet/sec.
     
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    zac439 Notable Member

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    No thanks. I don't think it would appeal to women, small children, or older people. Thanks anyway.
     
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    immortality Peon

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    It isnt permanent. You just pull it out and attach it, aim at your target. open up a magazine, and .00001 seconds later your target is dead.
     
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    Dang, you're a cheap hitman.
     
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    longhornfreak Well-Known Member

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    lol quite funny, maybe there are sites where you can hire professional thugs, if not SOMEONE GET TO IT!!! lol


    and why does it have to be a thug, bouncers are quite intimidating
     
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    #12
    Thug was a poor choice of words. Any sort of intimidator would be OK: bouncer, off duty cop in uniform, juiced up professional athlete, dude in a classic hockey goaltender mask with a revving chainsaw, astronaut chick in a diaper, whatever! Creativity counts. Thanks for pulling together as a community!

    Current low bidder is the guy that requires a gallon of water.
     
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    SteveAR Well-Known Member

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    pay for my ticket out there and 1k for me and ill make sure his fingers never touch a keyboard again lol
     
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    longhornfreak Well-Known Member

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    his toes??
     
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    tbarr60 Notable Member

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    I knew I could count on you, Steve, I just can't afford you. Your ticket and fee just about equal the amount we were almost out. :D
     
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    exponent Peon

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    I have some friends in Jersey if you know what I mean =)
     
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    htmlindex Prominent Member

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    Lol...this is the 2nd funniest thread I've read on DP today :p
     
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    Correctus Straight Edge

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    #18
    Hey try Totse.com, lots of thugs there. But they could be trusted just about as much as the person you want to get intimidated, so erm... yeah go for it if you wanna take the chance.

    IT
     
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    #19
    This is a funny thread??? What was the funniest thread?
     
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