I hate kids!

There's a bunch of kids (maybe like 8-10 year olds) that live near me and every other evening they like to run around, shouting, and then they knock on my door and run away..


I never thought the time would come.. but I wish I had a gun


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now, before i do something stupid. I need some advice.. anything from which gun to buy, to how to make kids understand they shouldn't do this..
they are kids you know if you ask them to stop they'll do the opposite

 

Get a sub machine gun

 

sounds good

/off to do a couple searches in google..

 

Ha ha, thats funny..

Just complain their parents that you are going to shoot them.. Then rest will be done by parents

 

You have to remember they are kids, you was one at the end of the day, we all was.

I used to do this all the time when I was a kid.

Why don't you just ask them nicely to stop doing it or go and ask their parents to ask them to stop, that always worked. (Well it did with me! )

NashTax

 

don't hate them. they are just having fun. when I was their age I did that too.

 

I guess he doesn't live in India..if you do that in US, wait for the police and get sued.

a few thing might work

1) buy them a PS2 or other TV game
2) Let them know about Neopet or some site like it (I did that to my cousin, she now spend 1-2 hours on it)
3) introduce them to the wonderful world of free internet porn

 

Whoah your tough But if they are annoying have them arrested hehe

 

exactly!
hm the porn idea is interesting, but I'm afraid it might cause to the result ^


Yeah I did that when i was a kid too, but hey that's another story
I really think asking them nicely will just make me look "weak" in their eyes and you know kids respect an authority, so I'm thinking the other way around
When i was at school i remember that the toughest teachers always were more successful in handling kids.. what do you think?

I know it sounds funny, but it seriously pisses me off, they just make too much noice!

btw, this is funny!

 

Pour a big bucket of molasses or other sticky substance on your front door step so when they knock on your door, they leave with something. You can also buy an alarm that has a barking dog noise (like a doberman/german sheppard) and rig up a motion detector to your front door area, so when they come around, it gives off a loud barking dog noise. Put invisible flypaper on your front door so when they knock, it sticks to their hands! Start a rumor that you just got out of prison for killing a kid. That'll keep em away!

Lots of things you can do and have fun with it.

 

wow some great ideas there GTech

 

Use a rocket launcher, you can get more of them with less effort! Good luck!

 

think about this:

What would the world come to without "kids"

I can see it now, the guy on the corner with the sign that says "The End is Near"

lmao ;-)

 

In my neighborhood these type of kids get beat up by the darker () community.

 

Kids of that age love provocation. The more you show reaction, the more fun they'll have coming back to your door.

Just ignore, and they'll get bored soon.

 

rent an attack poodle...not enough to kill them but boy will their ankles be sore!!!

 

Ok. don't hate kids..
btw, I hate this world...

 

LOL That would keep them busy quite often lmao...I second this motion. Threatening to shoot kids is pretty low tho :S lol... But show them this and they will never bother you again hahahaha./

 

Umm, what if that is a strategic plan. What if kids want to drive your mind crazy so you decide to sell your house.. to their parents, cheap