Do you have £90,000

Hi there,

I know this sounds daft, but would any of you like to act as an insurance company with me. I need £90,000 and I can pay it back for definate within a 2-4 year period.

If you lend me this and come to an agreement of how much to pay over a certain amount of time I would be happy to sign a contract for you, and I would pay you the money back with added interest every month.

The reason why I don't want to do this with a bank or insurance broker is because loans over £25,000 have to go on the property I live in, and I don't own the house I live in so I basically wouldn't get the loan.

If you have the money. this would be a good investment, as you would gain monthly income, and would make profit on the loan.

I am deadly serious about this and I am looking for serious offers, I would be willing to speak over the phone and to sign any contracts you feel necesary. Thank you, and please get back to me.


Regards,
Kieran Taylor.

 

I have seen many optimistic people here, but never something like this.

GOOD LUCK!!!

 

I imagine just wait 5 minutes your PM Box will be full of offers

 

Hi there,

I know it is optomisitic, but I can put my life on it that the money can be paid within 2-4 years, I could give it back in 1 year but I need to pay for expenses.

Hopefully. I know you guys probably think I am stupid, but I am serious as ever. And if someone can trust me with this, they will be guarenteed to be happy.


Regards,
Kieran Taylor.

 

You should see my friend over in Nigeria!!! I like your post count and rep!!! Nice job! You make da



er, guys...reply to this dude and odds are 99999.999999% you'll be



and you're boy/girl-friend will dump you



just like that!!!!

 

Hi there,

You know what guys, I ain't actually going to invest in that business any more. I have just been thinking, what good is investing in an already established business apart from the fact of generating more revenue.

I am going to carry on with my projects I am already on, and make then prosper for me. Damn, I feel an idiot for even thinking about it .


Regards,
Kieran Taylor.

 

You can only put your cyber-life on it. Therefore, I can only offer you 90,000 cyber bucks. Now, if only I could find my cyber bank we can be in business

Col

 

Really 'give me a break' are you sure our own in house
Super Star Nintendo
Didn't help you make that decision

 

LOL!! I rest my case!!

Here's just one example of why it looked like a SCAM...

er, no, you don't make a monthly income from something like this!!! You just get profit from charging interest!!!! That so called monthly income would be some one geting back the money he/she loaned you.

Me: I'll give you £90,000 and you pay it back with 11.333333% interest.
Them: OK, does £4,000 a month in income for 25 months sound right??!!

 

Hi there,

Wow, you must know me so well to call me a scammer, because I often go scamming people, it is one of my personal hobbies..............wait sorry but I ain't an Internet geek who has nothing else to do but scam people.

The chances you placed are pretty wrong what booking shop did you go to??? If someone did invest in this there would be a 100% chance they would get the money back.

For you to prejudge me only makes me laugh. There are people one here that know me very well, and know how trustworthy I am, I admit £90,000 sounds steap but to ask when I have no other option in raising the money doesn't hurt.

Thank you guys if you did find my thread comical, but it was in fact serious, but if you read my above post, I have decided to do something different rather than invest.


Regards,
Kieran Taylor.

 

Hi there,

Nope I don't own that house, I don't own a house at all, otherwise I would get the loan from my bank, but unfortunatly they offered me a maximum of £25,000.

Nintendo never made me make no decision, I actually posted that before I saw his post, he must of posted literally just before I did. No one makes me make my own decisions, I am the sheperd who leads the sheep, not the other way round.

Oh and Nintendo, I didn't decide to do this because of what you said or anything you posted, and your posts show some contradictions of how much of a nob jockey you obviously are. If my thread was so much of a scam, why didn't you report me, or did you see this as a way to geekishly occupy your time because you probably have nothing else to do but lurk forums.


Regards,
Kieran Taylor.

 

Oh boy! You won't learn that way. You go upsetting Nintendo and he will start posting pics of himself again....NOOOOOOOOOOoooooo!!! You wil be a sorry boy for provoking him to do that!!

Col

 

Hi there,

What do you mean by this? If you are wondering how I would of paid this back I'll tell you. The business earns around $15,000 a month profit (that is what I would earn with a £90,000 investment) and I was going to pay it back from that. The reason why I have been pretty secretive about exactly what I was going to invest it in is because if I told you that, the investment vacancy would be gone almost instantanious. Paying back the loan would be the easy part, finding a lender was the hard part.


Regards,
Kieran Taylor.

 

Hi there,

You mean that post will upset him, hahaha must be more of an idiot that I thought, shows how simple minded he is if he gets upset over a small post. Does he actually post pictures of himself? Or does he Google images and post pictures of himself of how he would like to be portrayed to others...like most nerds do out of forums.


Regards,
Kieran Taylor.

 

Calling him names is only going to make it worse. Cover your eyes boys!!!!

 

Hi there,

I guess I am going to see something I haven't seen before considering I am a newbie at DP.


Regards,
Kieran Taylor.

 

You have no idea the can of worms you have just opened!!

Col

 

So you can pay it back in 2-4 years secure it on your house and you'll be ok . Also have you ever heard of things like:-

business loans
angel investors
venture capitalists

 

Disclaimer: Looks like da thread starter has changed da topic of da thread. New topic: Pictures of da King of da Wackos!!

Wanna find out....






Want more??!!!

Yo, ladies, I'm a 30 year old virgin! I'll be waiting for your call!!!!

 

Hi there,

I am not a home owner so I can't secure it on my house.


Regards,
Kieran Taylor.