predict your death age

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  1. slayer

    slayer Well-Known Member

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    #21
    Tom: At age 28 you will go down in a small raft, in your friend's pool, and subsequently drown.

    LOL...dang and i taught I'l die fishing in my bathtub :D
     
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  2. aaron_nimocks

    aaron_nimocks Im kind of a big deal Staff

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    #22
    At age 45 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.
     
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  3. thebookish

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    #23
    At age 64 while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.

    I don't know what the hell Tekken is, so I doubt playing, but I still got 44 years to find out LOL :)
     
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    #24
    lol sites like this have been around since 97...and ppl still seem to be into them
     
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  5. guy123

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    #25
    haha that's kind of neat
    "At age 67 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist."

    67 seems like a good age to die at
     
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  6. forumrating

    forumrating Notable Member

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    #26
    im not dying, ill become a star later on, its jus im moving to other location outa earth :D
     
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  7. Dev0115

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    #27
    this is odd ahha..

    Dev: At age 65 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.
     
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    #28
    omg:( i am on this earth only for 23 more years...At the age of 43 ghosts will kill me.....LOL..

    hahahahahahahahaha
     
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  9. kodut

    kodut Well-Known Member

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    #29
    what is peta
     
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  10. Mia

    Mia R.I.P. STEVE JOBS

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    #30
    jeremy: At age 60 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

    But, if I just wear a watch...

    jeremy: At age 68 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.

    Go figure
     
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  11. kodut

    kodut Well-Known Member

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    #31
    kovid dutt: At age 23 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle after adding surname to my name my surname costed me 15 yrs of life earlier without surname i got 38 years
     
    kodut, Apr 8, 2007 IP
  12. Jackuul

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    #32
    It gave me a year until I wash shanked in prison.
     
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    #33
    At age 29 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM

    Just a few years lef for me :-/
     
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    #34
    He he ....

    Good one...
     
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  15. Jackuul

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    #35
    At least I get shanked, god forbid I endure Britney Spears for THIRTY SIX hours. That would be worse than being hog-tied to the back of a moving vehicle and listening to Bulgarian folk music along a road trip to a coal factory - and then being fed to the furnace.
     
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  16. Fabian.JH

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    #36
    I got 84..
     
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    #37
    Death by lap dog attack, aged 81. Not the ideal way to go...
     
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    #38
    age 45 I will die while dancing
     
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    #39
    i got aged 80 :D lol still a few years left for me
     
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    #40
    At age 55 you will perish in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch.
     
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