What if you owned your own country...?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by suncrafter, Apr 6, 2007.

  1. #1
    Lets say that a large tropical island (about the size of Cuba) formed overnight in the middle of international waters. You were the first person there and you claimed it as your own. Your claim is uncontested, so now you have your very own country that is completely independent from any government. At this time you are the only person who lives on the island, but many people want to move there because it is a tropical paradise. You now have the opportunity to establish your own set of laws prior to anyone immigrating to your new country. Assuming you WANT people to EVENTUALLY move to your island nation - what laws would you establish and why? For example:

    1 - What would you make the legal drinking age?
    2 - Driving age?
    3 - Age of sexual consent?
    4 - Voting age?
    5 - At what age would someone become an adult (free from parental control)?

    6 - What types of recreational drugs (if any) would be legal?
    - Pot
    - Tobacco
    - Cocaine
    - Alcohol
    - LSD
    - Caffeine
    - Heroin
    - Other?

    7 - Can people have guns? (if so - who and what kind?)

    8 - What would be the name of your country?

    9 - Would you have the death penalty?

    10 - What would be the speed limit?

    11 - What types of religions would be permitted or restricted?

    Which of the following would be legal:
    12 - Porn?
    13 - Prostitution?
    14 - Polygamy?
    15 - Homosexuality?
    16 - Stem cell resurch?
    17 - Human Cloning?
    18 - Cock Fighting?
    19 - Slavery?
    20 - Hunting?
    21 - Fishing?
    22 - Eating meat?
    23 - Littering?
    24 - Unisex bathrooms?
    25 - Suicide?
    26 - Gay marriage?
    27 - Abortion?

    28 - What types of sexual activity (if any) would be illegal?
    29 - Would your county be clothing optional or clothing mandatory?
    30 - Would you have obscenity laws? If so - how would you define "obscene".

    31 - What system would you set up for collecting taxes?
    - Income tax? (how much?)
    - Sales tax? (how much?)
    - Import/Export tax? (how much?)

    32 - What criteria would someone need to pass to become a citizen?
    33 - What types of people would you allow (or not allow) into your country?

    34 - What type of government would you establish?

    35 - To what degree would your government be allowed to censor or restrict the media?

    36 - Aside from laws - what sort of unofficial (and unenforced) cultural rules and traditions would you like to establish? For example - taking shoes off before entering someone's home. Or not eating with the left hand.
     
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  2. ReadyToGo

    ReadyToGo Peon

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    Law #1: No Man Shall Enter My Country.
    Law #2: Always Obey Law #1.
     
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  3. frankcow

    frankcow Well-Known Member

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    First thing I would do is ban people from having avatars like yours
     
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  4. mcorbur88

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    hahahha u funny twat
     
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  5. swapnil90

    swapnil90 Well-Known Member

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    All other webmaster will be prosecuted and I will RULE !!
     
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  6. ReadyToGo

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    Looks like you're getting some actual responses at EBWF but not here. :eek:
     
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  7. uttoransen

    uttoransen Prominent Member

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    #7
    my country, my people, my laws, my rules........i guess am imagining too much:rolleyes:
    get back to the real life, if there is any such island, the country next to it, will claim it before any one else dose. or probably snatch it!!:(
     
    uttoransen, Apr 7, 2007 IP
  8. bnts

    bnts Well-Known Member

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    Hehe...Based on his avatar, I think he owns the Nicobar Islands :D
     
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  9. rubeina

    rubeina Invisible Staff Affiliate Manager

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    #9
    Anyone over 25 will not be allowed in :D j/k
     
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  10. grg

    grg Guest

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    No tea! Only beers allowed :)
     
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  11. mubin

    mubin Notable Member

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    #11
    1 - What would you make the legal drinking age?
    Drinking is against the Law
    2 - Driving age?
    Driving is against the Law
    3 - Age of sexual consent?
    If theres grass on the field. Lets play
    4 - Voting age?
    This aint no God Damned Democracy. I will stay ruler.
    5 - At what age would someone become an adult (free from parental control)?
    Why the hell is this my problem?

    6 - What types of recreational drugs (if any) would be legal?
    Mr. hanky Says Drugs are Bad

    7 - Can people have guns? (if so - who and what kind?)
    Only small children and toddlers

    8 - What would be the name of your country?
    The land of the Big Boobied

    9 - Would you have the death penalty?
    Only if them toddlers and children got outta hand with the guns

    10 - What would be the speed limit?
    I got the only car, so none

    11 - What types of religions would be permitted or restricted?
    Only Mine

    Which of the following would be legal:
    12 - Porn? Only cheerleader porn
    13 - Prostitution? Stop using words like that for my concubines
    14 - Polygamy? HELL YES, only for me again
    15 - Homosexuality? Another candidate for the death Penalty
    16 - Stem cell resurch? Only if we can get a parapalegic superman to endorse it
    17 - Human Cloning? Only hot chicks and me
    18 - Cock Fighting? Nothing wrong with that
    19 - Slavery? If your here you pretty much accept this
    20 - Hunting? How else I gonna get me some slave?
    21 - Fishing? Why not
    22 - Eating meat? what else is their to eat?
    23 - Littering? Sure, the slave will take care of it
    24 - Unisex bathrooms? why would ANYONE want this?
    25 - Suicide? no
    26 - Gay marriage? Oh, Anothe death penalty candidate
    27 - Abortion? Since contraception aint allowed neither is this.

    28 - What types of sexual activity (if any) would be illegal? Anything where Im involved with females is allowed, anything else would be uncivilised
    29 - Would your county be clothing optional or clothing mandatory? Fat chicks have to wear clothes
    30 - Would you have obscenity laws? If so - how would you define "obscene".
    If I see a kid crying, thats obsecne he will get a flying elbow to the face

    31 - What system would you set up for collecting taxes?
    - Income tax? (how much?) Death or Taxes your choice
    - Sales tax? (how much?)
    - Import/Export tax? (how much?)

    32 - What criteria would someone need to pass to become a citizen? Do you have a low set of morals and are a loose lady?
    33 - What types of people would you allow (or not allow) into your country? We will be taking people in that look and are shaped like Barbie proportionally

    34 - What type of government would you establish?
    Only 1 type. Monarchy/Dictatorship call it what you want

    35 - To what degree would your government be allowed to censor or restrict the media? Heh, if the media does anything bad we'll get the kids with guns on em.

    36 - Aside from laws - what sort of unofficial (and unenforced) cultural rules and traditions would you like to establish? For example - taking shoes off before entering someone's home. Or not eating with the left hand.Thats just stupid


    Heh, that was fun! +reps for the efforts.

    And take a JOKE!
     
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  12. exponent

    exponent Peon

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    1 - What would you make the legal drinking age? 18. If you can sign up for the military and die for your country at 18, you should be able to drink at 18.

    2 - Driving age? 18

    3 - Age of sexual consent?
    16 +2 (example: 18 year old with a 16 year old = legal... A 45 year old + 16 year old = illegal. If the youngest person was 18, there are no restrictions

    4 - Voting age? 18

    5 - At what age would someone become an adult (free from parental control)? 18 or graduated from high school and attending college

    6 - What types of recreational drugs (if any) would be legal?
    Pot, Tobacco, Alcohol, Caffeine

    7 - Can people have guns? Police and Military would be allowed to have hand guns and assault rifles. All others could only posess single shot rifles and shotguns for game hunting.

    8 - What would be the name of your country? Ikillyoustan

    9 - Would you have the death penalty? Yes.

    10 - What would be the speed limit?
    65 on highways, 40 in towns, 20 in school areas.

    11 - What types of religions would be permitted or restricted? Scam religions like Scientology would be prohibited. REAL religions would be welcomed and accepted.

    The following would be legal:
    12 - Porn? Yes, provided all models are of legal age.
    13 - Prostitution? Government restricted, subject to testing.
    14 - Polygamy? No.
    15 - Homosexuality? Yes.
    16 - Stem cell research? Yes.
    17 - Human Cloning? No.
    18 - Cock Fighting? No.
    19 - Slavery? Yes, employing prisoners and law breakers without pay.
    20 - Hunting? Yes.
    21 - Fishing? Yes.
    22 - Eating meat? Yes.
    23 - Littering? No.
    24 - Unisex bathrooms? No.
    25 - Suicide? Assisted suicides would be legalized for terminally ill patients.
    26 - Gay marriage? Legal. Not my place to judge.
    27 - Abortion? Legal but government regulated. Not my place to judge.

    28 - What types of sexual activity (if any) would be illegal? Autoerotic asphyxiation would be outlawed.

    29 - Would your county be clothing optional or clothing mandatory? Clothing mandatory.

    30 - Would you have obscenity laws? If so - how would you define "obscene". Obsenity laws would be based on age of offended and the offended.


    - Income tax? (how much?) 25% for everyone
    - Sales tax? (how much?) 5% for everyone
    - Import/Export tax? (how much?) 5% export, import taxes would bring foreign prices in line with national prices.

    32 - What criteria would someone need to pass to become a citizen? College degree or political asylum. Mandatory proficiency in English.

    34 - What type of government would you establish? Democratic yet Socialistic Capitalism

    35 - To what degree would your government be allowed to censor or restrict the media? All adult programming would require a government issued password. This includes obscene or adult websites. Passwords would need to be renewed yearly (like a license) for a fee. The fee would be used for public projects such as rape prevention.

    36 - Aside from laws - what sort of unofficial (and unenforced) cultural rules and traditions would you like to establish? No spitting (especially gum) on sidewalks or parking lots. No littering.
     
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  13. ugyen

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    I would go with this rule as well.
     
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  14. Rohit patel

    Rohit patel Prominent Member

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    Well My country don't allowed me to rule on country. :D So I can't do anything. :D
     
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  15. suncrafter

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    1 - What would you make the legal drinking age?
    16

    2 - Driving age?
    16

    3 - Age of sexual consent?
    16 (with reasonable exceptions for people of near ages. For example I don't think a 17 year old should go to jail because she had sex with a 15 year old.)

    4 - Voting age?
    16 (Hell, if you can drive a car - you can vote!)

    5 - At what age would someone become an adult (free from parental control)?
    16

    6 - What types of recreational drugs (if any) would be legal?
    - Pot
    - Tobacco
    - Cocaine
    - Alcohol
    - LSD
    - caffeine
    - Heroin
    - Other?
    All will be legal, but they will be regulated by the government and only be permitted for use by adults.

    7 - Can people have guns? (if so - who and what kind?)
    Only the military will be permitted to have lethal projectile weapons. People may have guns that stun, but NOT kill.

    8 - What would be the name of your country?
    "Cowabunga" (Or a variation that still has an available domain name.)

    9 - Would you have the death penalty?
    No.

    10 - What would be the speed limit?
    That all depends - different roads require different speed limits.

    11 - What types of religions would be permitted or restricted?
    Freedom of religion would be protected within the confines of the law and common sense. As would the separation of church and state.

    Which of the following would be legal:
    12 - Porn? - yes
    13 - Prostitution? - yes (but regulated)
    14 - Polygamy? - yes (for both men and women)
    15 - Homosexuality? - yes
    16 - Stem cell resurch? - yes
    17 - Human Cloning? - yes (as long as the clone's rights are protected)
    18 - Cock Fighting? - no
    19 - Slavery? - no
    20 - Hunting? - yes (but you must eat what you kill)
    21 - Fishing? - yes (but you must eat what you kill)
    22 - Eating meat? - yes
    23 - Littering? - no
    24 - unisex bathrooms? - yes
    25 - suicide? - yes (but only if doctor assisted and reasonable criteria are met to insure that the person's reason for wanting death is reasonable and NOT temporary.)
    26 - gay marriage? - yes
    27 - abortion? - yes

    28 - What types of sexual activity (if any) would be illegal?
    Anything between consenting adult humans is permitted.

    29 - Would your county be clothing optional or clothing mandatory?
    Clothing optional. (Exceptions might include places like courtrooms.)

    30 - Would you have obscenity laws? If so - how would you define "obscene".
    Few obscenity laws, but SOME might be necessary for dealing with extreme circumstances.

    31 - What system would you set up for collecting taxes?
    - Income tax? (None)
    - Sales tax? (20%)
    - Import/Export tax? (None)

    32 - What criteria would someone need to pass to become a citizen?
    - Adults must be able to speak two languages fluently - one of them must be English.
    - Adults must pay a $10,000 entrance fee.
    - Criminal history check.

    33 - What types of people would you allow (or not allow) into your country?
    (See Above Answer)

    34 - What type of government would you establish?
    Multi party democratic parliamentary system. I would be "Emperor" but, like the Queen of England, my position would have no direct power. For the first 50 years 0.5% of all tax revenue will become the "Emperor's" privet property that will be used to build a palace, fund charities, etc... After 50 years, the Emperor's treasury should be large enough that I and my descendance, should be able to live off the interest forever.

    35 - To what degree would your government be allowed to censor or restrict the media?
    Almost none.

    36 - Aside from laws - what sort of unofficial (and unenforced) cultural rules and traditions would you like to establish? For example - taking shoes off before entering someone's home. Or not eating with the left had.
    ---- A watch, wrist band or bracelet worn on the right wrist is an indication that a person is in a monogamous relationship, is not interested in a sexual relationship or is not yet an adult. On the other hand, a watch, wrist band or bracelet worn on the left wrist is an indication that a person is both an adult AND seaking a sexual relationship.
     
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    010081 Banned

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    yea that would be better
    :p :p

    in addition i would say "girls are most welcome"
     
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    w3bmaster Notable Member

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    Nice joke

    Or untill i have like 1000 bilion $

    And Haway is for sale :)
     
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    If I were to own a country, I would make it a party country. :D

    --Joe
     
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    I have already thought about buying an island to legalize da good herb plant. :D:D:D:D
     
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  20. 8everything

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    Which of the following would be legal:
    12 - Porn? - sure..
    13 - Prostitution? - no/yes.. this one's complicated though
    14 - Polygamy? - no... but people have the rights to.... (not for it though lol)
    15 - Homosexuality? - why should this even be legal or not legal :p (Yes)
    16 - Stem cell resurch? - yes (with exceptions)
    17 - Human Cloning? - no
    18 - Cock Fighting? - no
    19 - Slavery? - NO!
    20 - Hunting? - yes.. to some extent..
    21 - Fishing? - yes
    22 - Eating meat? - yes
    23 - Littering? - no
    24 - Unisex bathrooms? - no
    25 - Suicide? - persons choice
    26 - Gay marriage? - Yes
    27 - Abortion?


    Good list.. my country would use Canada as a model :D
     
    8everything, Apr 16, 2007 IP