Men Only, Women, Do Not Read :)

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    Retirement. It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman. My name is Jim. Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Peggy. When I retired a few years ago, it became necessary for Peggy to get a full-time job along with her part-time job, both for extra income and for the health benefits that we needed. Shortly after she started working, I noticed she was beginning to show her age. I usually get home from the golf club about the same time she gets home from work. Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says she has to rest for half an hour or so before she starts dinner. I don't yell at her. Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she gets dinner on the table. I generally have lunch in the Men's Grill at the club so eating out is not reasonable. I'm ready for some home-cooked grub when I hit that door. She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating. But now it's not unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after dinner. I do what I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each evening that they won't clean themselves. I know she really appreciates this, as it does seem to motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed. Another symptom of aging is complaining, I think. For example she will say that it is difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills during her lunch hour. But, boys, we take 'em for better or worse, so I just smile and offer encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two or even three days. That way she won't have to rush so much. I also remind her that missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her any (if you know what I mean). I like to think tact is one of my strong points. When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest periods. She had to take a break when she was only half finished mowing the yard. I try not to make a scene. I'm a fair man. I tell her to fix herself a nice, big, cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while. And, as long as she is making one for herself, she may as well make one for me too. I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support Peggy. I'm not saying that showing this much consideration is easy. Many men will find it difficult. Some will find it impossible! Nobody knows better than I do how frustrating women get as they get older. However, guys, even if you just use a little more tact and less criticism of your aging wife because of this article, I will consider that writing it was well worthwhile. After all, we are put on this earth to help each other. Signed, Jim
    EDITOR'S NOTE: Jim died suddenly on July 27 of a perforated rectum. The police report says he was found with a Callaway extra long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II golf club jammed up his rear end, with barely 5 inches of grip showing and a sledge hammer laying nearby. His wife Peggy was arrested and charged with murder. The all-woman jury took only 15 minutes to find her Not Guilty, accepting her defense that Jim somehow, without looking, must have sat down on his golf club.
     
    SemperFi, Apr 6, 2007 IP
  2. Superman123

    Superman123 Peon

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    Why so long, no men are going to read this lol... You should change it to women.. Roflmao... Well good luck with whatever you posted, I thought Id bump it for you to help ya out..

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    Superman123, Apr 6, 2007 IP
  3. mitcharr

    mitcharr Notable Member

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    #3
    lol i opened it, saw lots of writing and i was like fuck that and quit it lol
     
    mitcharr, Apr 6, 2007 IP
  4. frankcow

    frankcow Well-Known Member

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    #4
    No need for the profanity.

    but otherwise, a funny read!
     
    frankcow, Apr 6, 2007 IP
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    swapnil90 Well-Known Member

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    Ohh..that gut died..sad :(
     
    swapnil90, Apr 6, 2007 IP
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    gr8liverpoolfan Notable Member

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    Worth a read- sometimes wonder why the other guys in the thread complained about its length ?:confused:

    BTW, Semper you are a lady too;) ( I am guessing from your avatar)
     
    gr8liverpoolfan, Apr 6, 2007 IP
  7. samantha pia

    samantha pia Prominent Member

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    #7
    i think most have the attention span of a gold fish.
    it would help if you split it into 3 paragraphs
     
    samantha pia, Apr 6, 2007 IP
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    gr8liverpoolfan Notable Member

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    Reducing it into paras wouldn't hurt, but I don't think it is so long that people can't read it at one go.
     
    gr8liverpoolfan, Apr 6, 2007 IP
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    samantha pia Prominent Member

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    #9
    i was meaning it, as being helpful to guys ;)
     
    samantha pia, Apr 6, 2007 IP
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    uttoransen Prominent Member

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    #10
    please get it in 3-4 paragraphs, it is hitting the eyes!!
    and yes, i did read a few lines, and i will try to complete it! hope it is worth reading:rolleyes:
     
    uttoransen, Apr 7, 2007 IP
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    kamesh Well-Known Member

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    I read few lines and i was like forget it.....may be i will try to finish in a weeks time...lol
     
    kamesh, Apr 7, 2007 IP
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    5 out of 10. Hey, at least I read the entire thing after I saw gr8's post.
     
    ReadyToGo, Apr 7, 2007 IP
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    karantangri Active Member

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    #13
    i think only women have got the time to read this.men are just going to press the back button.
     
    karantangri, Apr 7, 2007 IP