How Does God Decide Whether You Are Eligible For Heaven or Not ?

Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by it career, Apr 2, 2007.

  1. #1
    :D I guess when you arrive at the gate of heaven you are
    asked whether you are a sinner or not and then 99.99% starts thinking about what all sin he has commited in life , and gets internally very afraid to answer this question and there are few watch dogs who starts barking at him and chase him away from the gate of the heaven. :D
    What do you think ?
     
    it career, Apr 2, 2007 IP
  2. iul

    iul Well-Known Member

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    #2
    he flipps a coin
     
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  3. sundaybrew

    sundaybrew Numerati

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    #3

    No...he actually looks at your DP itrader and REP :p
     
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  4. Arnie

    Arnie Well-Known Member

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    #4
    He'll ask advice from gworld ((under)god's world) isn't it?
     
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    pc_user Notable Member

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    #5
    I hope there is such a thing as I think as with many I believe, the biggest fear is not so much what the after life is but is there an after life.
     
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  6. demosfen

    demosfen Peon

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    #6
    I think what you are referring to as afterlife is life, and what you are referring to as life is pre-life
     
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  7. it career

    it career Notable Member

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    #7
    :D How many rep points and itrader do you need to make it to heaven ? :D
     
    it career, Apr 3, 2007 IP
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    YIAM Notable Member

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    #8
    If your site is DMOZ listed then you may get a coupon for direct entry.
     
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  9. Louis11

    Louis11 Active Member

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    #9
    It's much simplier than that. If you're accepted to YPN you get auto admittance :p

    Maybe it will go international soon, and the rest of you will have a shot :)
     
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  10. lorien1973

    lorien1973 Notable Member

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    #10
    an optimist thinks we live in the best possible world; a pessimist also fears this is so.
     
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  11. d16man

    d16man Well-Known Member

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    If we knew, that would make us a god. :D
     
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  12. Mia

    Mia R.I.P. STEVE JOBS

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    #12
    God does not decide. You do.
     
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  13. it career

    it career Notable Member

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    #13
    Did not understand, You mean to say people are allowed to go to heaven or hell according to their choice ?
     
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    #14
    You'll need a Pagerank of 7
     
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  15. Mia

    Mia R.I.P. STEVE JOBS

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    #15
    Correct. It's called free will... In the end, ask God for forgiveness and you will go to heaven. Chose not to and go to Hell...

    The choice is yours.
     
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  16. Jim Guinn

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    #16
    We make our choice of whether we want to "be" eternally with or without God each day of our lives.

    Jim
     
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    #17
    I always find it funny how people say things like, "God says . . . " or "God thinks . . ."

    Let's face facts people, if there is a God which I hope in my heart of hearts that there is but sadly fear that there may not be, isn't a bit arrogant to assume that the entity responsible for creating the vast universes and all the glory that life has to offer can be understand by ultimately what are animals that use probably 5% of their brain power if they are lucky?

    Writings go back 10k years, real value thought probably 7k years and we've only become studying the universe and body in the last 100 years to be fair. Can you honestly tell me that a civilization like this can truly comprehend what ever God may be?? Sadly, I don't think so.
     
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  18. lorien1973

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    We've already discussed this. -YOU- may use only 5% of your brainpower, but please do not push that onto the rest of us. 10% is a myth.
     
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    #19
    Well, not sure if you were trying to be funny or not nor did I mention that before but if you want to get technical ;)

    http://faculty.washington.edu/chudler/tenper.html
     
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  20. samantha pia

    samantha pia Prominent Member

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    #20
    he says, "oh boy you wasted a life praying" bye you can go to hell.
     
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