An insect falls into a mug of beer...

Discussion in 'Movies, Music & TV' started by tarjan, Mar 27, 2007.

  1. #1
    Event: An insect falls into a mug of beer...

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    Englishman:
    Throws his mug away and walks out

    American:
    Takes the insect out and drinks the beer

    Chinese:
    Eats the insect and throws the beer away

    Japanese:
    Drinks the beer with insect as it is coming free

    Indian:
    Sells the beer to the American and insect to the
    Chinese and gets a new mug of beer. ......INTELLIGENT INDIANS

    Pakistani:
    Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into hisbeer
    Relates the issue to Kashmir
    Asks the Chinese for Military aid
    Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer
     
    tarjan, Mar 27, 2007 IP
  2. ReadyToGo

    ReadyToGo Peon

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    #2
    This one doesn't make much sense.
     
    ReadyToGo, Mar 27, 2007 IP
  3. rays

    rays Active Member

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    #3
    :) lol ... Really a great humor ...
    thanks for sharing it on DP
     
    rays, Mar 28, 2007 IP
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    mubin Notable Member

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    Indian:

    Blames Pakistan for harboring terrorist to attack its beer mug...
     
    mubin, Mar 28, 2007 IP
  5. Cypherus

    Cypherus Peon

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    #5
    If Indians are so damn smart, why don't they have more power in the world?
     
    Cypherus, Mar 28, 2007 IP
  6. KingofKings

    KingofKings Banned

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    #6
    Cool one.:)

    I agree with Cypherus .
     
    KingofKings, Mar 28, 2007 IP
  7. rightit

    rightit Well-Known Member

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    #7
    Due to this type of mentality peace is getting on in this region.
     
    rightit, Mar 28, 2007 IP
  8. alex66

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    #8
    be according to how many beers I had before the bug got int the beer. I would get the bug out and drink the beer, why throw good beer away.

    alex66
     
    alex66, Mar 29, 2007 IP
  9. timsdd

    timsdd Peon

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    #9
    I'd hire PAMmella to jump in and rescue the bug!
     
    timsdd, Mar 29, 2007 IP
  10. sachin410

    sachin410 Illustrious Member

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    #10
    Good point.... half of India is obsessed with the illusion that India is a superpower (economic or whatever)... other half is busy trying to earn enough to buy food twice a day.
     
    sachin410, Mar 30, 2007 IP
  11. markov

    markov Peon

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    #11
    Cool joke. But a pakistani will kill you for it.
     
    markov, Mar 30, 2007 IP
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    #12
    sachin its true , 50% indians are not happy , others are thinking india is rich becouse they are only the rich ... they cant see real people
     
    you_bad, Mar 30, 2007 IP
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    #13
    No doubt India is rich and it can become a super power, but our bad luck is our politicians are so corrupt that the money companies bring for mega project, half of that have tp paid to the politicians or burucreates..

    btw..Nice joke good one...but take care from Pakistani Peoples...LOL
     
    cheapest, Mar 30, 2007 IP
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    unblocktheblocked Guest

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    #14
    Thats actually pretty good.
     
    unblocktheblocked, Mar 31, 2007 IP
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    dynamicseo Banned

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    #15
    Ya the joke is cool and really having fun but take care of every community.
     
    dynamicseo, Apr 1, 2007 IP
  16. activebiz

    activebiz Banned

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    #16
    To bad im not old enough to drink.
     
    activebiz, Apr 2, 2007 IP