I don't know about the rest of you, but I am the luckiest man on the internet! Every day I get nice emails from others who want to give me money, help me make money, tell me I won a lottery, get me cheap drugs, or promise to make me the sexiest man on earth with a two foot long penis. Da Intenet haz bin berry berry good to me! Here are just a few emails I received today from my internet "friends": [SPAM] ATTN: Grant Beneficiary [SPAM] Why be an average guy any longer [SPAM] How would you like an extra $500 - $1000 a week with 15 minutes of your time ? [SPAM] We accepted your loan request [SPAM] Buy up Soft Cialis! [SPAM] CONGRATULATIONS! You have been selected as our WINNER [SPAM] Want to be the best with your girlfriend? [SPAM] CONGRATULATION YOUR E-MAIL HAVE WON YOU A OF MTN LOTTERY !!!! [SPAM] NOTIFICATION OF DONATIONS [SPAM} CONGRATULATIONS FROM SURF LOTTERY ORGANIZATION!!! [SPAM] With Virility Patch RX your penis will reach the stars. (How the hell could you guys turn this offer down?) [SPAM] Lolita thrusting Do you have the luck I have? Tell me about your internet friends who want to give you good things, too. Isn't the Internet a great place? Jim
I was that lucky until i blocked all the emails by subject. I also use a email protector for sites now.
i have been getting these emails, and i just declair them as spam, or simply ban those emails so that they can never enter my email id. but then, sometimes it becomes real tough to get one important email, from a list of 300 spam mails. i guess am not so lucky after all
I use to be that "lucky" and then solved that problem by closing the email account and opening another one (but its slowly getting filled with spam again...)
Yes so much fun isn't, so much for laws against the practice. I'm happy with my manhood, I'm don't want to help out a Nigerian, I don't have a bank in New York, or Hong Kong or Britain, etc; I find it difficult to believe I won a lottery I didn't enter (I'd get more satisfaction by making millions by myself anyhow - better for the ego) - what is an appropriate punishment for such people Hanging? Spontanous Computer Fires? Electric Shock Theory?