Ya know, I didn't realize till now just how fitting that skit is in a forum where people are prone to bitch and moan about Google... What has Google ever done for us? -Michael Reg: They've bled us white, the bastards. They've taken everything we had, and not just from us, from our fathers, and from our fathers' fathers. Stan: And from our fathers' fathers' fathers. Reg: Yeah. Stan: And from our fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers. Reg: Yeah. All right, Stan. Don't labour the point. And what have they ever given us in return? (he pauses smugly) Xerxes: The aqueduct? Reg: What? Xerxes: The aqueduct. Reg: Oh. Yeah, yeah. They did give us that. Uh, that's true. Yeah. Masked commando #1: And the sanitation. Stan: Oh, yeah, the sanitation, Reg. Remember what the city used to be like? Reg: Yeah. All right. I'll grant you the aqueduct and the sanitation are two things that the Romans have done. Matthias: And the roads. Reg: Well, yes, obviously the roads. I mean, the roads go without saying, don't they? But apart from the sanitation, the aqueduct, and the roads... Masked commando #2: Irrigation. Xerxes: Medicine. Masked commando #3: Education. General audience: Ohh... Reg: Yeah, yeah. All right. Fair enough. Masked commando #1: And the wine! General audience: Oh, yes! True! Francis: Yeah. Yeah, that's something we'd really miss if the Romans left, Reg. Masked commando #4: Public baths! Stan: And it's safe to walk in the streets at night now, Reg. Francis: Yeah, they certainly know how to keep order... (general nodding) Francis: Let's face it. They're the only ones who could in a place like this... (more general murmurs of agreement) Reg: All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us? Xerxes: Brought peace! Reg: What!? Oh. Peace? Shut up!