How Was I Born ?!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by blackwizard, Mar 23, 2007.

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    " DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?" Junior asks his dad,

    His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies,
    "Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!"
    "Well, I saw your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on YAHOO.
    Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
    We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
    As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button."

    "Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS.

    Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said:

    'You've Got Male'!
     
    blackwizard, Mar 23, 2007 IP
  2. koolasia

    koolasia Banned

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    #2
    read b4

    thanks neways
     
    koolasia, Mar 23, 2007 IP
  3. prilep

    prilep Well-Known Member

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    #3
    Hahah this is great! Thanks for sharing.

    - Prilep :D
     
    prilep, Mar 23, 2007 IP
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    jdR!pper Peon

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    #4
    Great story... :D I wonder how I was born. :D

    --Joe
     
    jdR!pper, Mar 23, 2007 IP
  5. grazie_web

    grazie_web Banned

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    #5
    ahh.. that's cute!.. i love it!...:D
     
    grazie_web, Mar 23, 2007 IP
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    #6
    This is funny , I will ask my parents How was I born?:)
     
    KingofKings, Mar 25, 2007 IP
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    #7
    HAHA! Thats awesome.
     
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    #8
    ha ha ha.......:D :D . awesome joke mate!
     
    sar420, Mar 25, 2007 IP
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    slayer Well-Known Member

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    #9
    great joke
    i wonder what would bill gates answer to " DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?"
    he would say: well son...our windows got infected LOL
     
    slayer, Mar 25, 2007 IP
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    #10
    nice... great joke!!!
     
    ugyen, Mar 25, 2007 IP
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    #11
    Great joke
    Firewall part is great lol
     
    Disguised, Mar 25, 2007 IP
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    Realm Well-Known Member

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    #12
    haha nice joke
     
    Realm, Mar 25, 2007 IP
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    #13
    LOL That truly was an amazing joke. Thanks for that!
     
    adam987, Mar 25, 2007 IP
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    #14
    Cool joke, i think already heard that. But still thats cool joke... :D you stupid just posted for padposting. :p
     
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    #15
    "Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS."

    lol

    Classic.
     
    Vi5, Mar 25, 2007 IP
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    MikeLugar Well-Known Member

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    #16
    Haha that's awesome great reply, i'm going to need to remember that.
     
    MikeLugar, Mar 25, 2007 IP
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    [x[x]x] Peon

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    #17
    Lol thats very funny :)

    where did you get this joke from??

    Thanks!
     
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    #18
    What about Steve Jobs.......
    "Daddy, how was I born..

    he would say,

    "well son, I was listening to itunes when the iphone vibrated...
    and suddenly, without advance warning....you were downloaded...!"
     
    sar420, Mar 25, 2007 IP
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    Haha, that's rich!!
     
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    #20
    hahaha. very funny joke. thx for sharing. u cheer me up a bit today
     
    Amirez, Mar 26, 2007 IP