I would just cross the boarder and stand and laugh at the police seen as they dont have an agreement with them, lol Nothing that they could do about me being there.
Here in the UK, being in prison isnt so bad apparently, specially the open ones. Gym, tv in your cell, room wih a view. Probably more comfortable than the desert and if you get put in the slammer over in the middle east or china, I imagine you really do have a problem.
Cuba or a forgoten country witch my country has no diplomatic contact with so even if they know where i am they can't do nothing PS : Where Bin Laden Is Seems a good place to hide
They could always shoot you Of course, that would get some bad press, and so maybe they wouldn't. It only takes one itchy trigger finger... I would go to Antarctica and begin building an ultra secret base with Nuclear Silos. Then I could take over the world and rub it in the US's face. Plus, no-one would come looking for me up there, and the cold never bothered me as much as it did others.
I don't think he'd mind. You could get his elves to make you weapons of mass destruction for minimum wage I think, and think of all the candy to eat! When you want to travel, just take the sleigh
Id go back to my home country, Russia. If I was in prison in the first place, I doubt Id be good for anything but crime-related activity. And its very easy to get involved in a racket in Russia.