How a BOY/Girl withdraws cash from ATM.Check it Out.

How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM.

1. Park the car

2. Go to ATM Machine

3. Insert card

4. Enter PIN

5. Take money out

6. Take ATM Card out

7. Drive away



How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM





1. Park the car

2. Check makeup

3. Turn off engine

4. Check makeup

5. Go to ATM

6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse

7. Insert card

8. Hit Cancel

9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it

10. Insert card

11. Enter PIN

12. Take cash

13. Go to car

14. Check makeup

15. Start car

16. Stop car

17. Run back to ATM

18. Take ATM card

19. Back to car

20. Check makeup

21. Start car

22. Check makeup

23. Drive for 1/2 mile

24. Release handbrake

25. Drive on

 

I bet you're a huge hit with the ladies, you smooth talking devil!

 

nah its an old one in one of the joke database ... though it is a very good one ...

will offend females though who look at this with a feminist perspective

 

Not really.But i would love to b.

 

IT's an old joke.. nowadays you have to pull your ATM and then you get the cash.

 

IT's an old joke? What the hell do you mean by the fact that IT is an Old Joke... I'll bloody SUE you dude! Don't mess with me

Thanks for sharing though I have read it before but still nice to read it again

IT

 

Pull your ATM? I've not seen an ATM like that in the UK! You mean just like a condom machine where you open the little drawer?

 

Hahah had me cracking.

If you love this kind of stuff check out this vid:

(How to Shower Man vs. Woman)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Qehxjub5lyo

Skinny

 

that was funny.
loved your shower link skinny

 

26. think of the shoes i'm gonna buy, then go back to ATM as i need more cash.

 

I didn't understand this .....

 

well i think it's saying we cant drive a car and we are so forgetful that we forget the most basic things. like the handbrake, but i guess it is not on our list of priorities at the time. shopping is

 

I think he means you have to "pull your atm card out of the atm machine"

 

Ya Only girls know whats cookin in their mind so got the 26th point too I think few more girls on DP may add a few more to the list

 

Release the hand brake, its an extra brake in the car so your car doesnt move anywhere when its on a hill.

 

lol you got it in a nutshell mate. well done!

 

I know what is handbrake. I drive car each day.

The thing I didn't understand is that,

 

dude you are so sexist! but so true hahaha

 

I think this is so true. Most girls to a lot other things that are completely unnecessary.

 

Most girls are to stupid to do things right

Great joke

The video i will use it on my blog