Let's make a random story thread. I'll start it off, and then you add onto the story with a sentence or two. To make it easy to differentiate in between normal talking, and the actual story, put in quotes what you contribute to the story. Let's make it as random and hopefully funny as possible! Add onto the story from the last post!
Now the giant has really really hairy knuckles, which he was fond of combing in one ruthless straight line. Suddenly, a bell rang from across the town, and everyone had to bake a pie.
Everything was fine, until the Giant saw one old woman with a pie and started howling, kind of the sound a wolf makes.