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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by integrity, Feb 9, 2007.

  1. AGS

    AGS Notable Member

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    #21
    Pretty much the same as every season mate, mid table. :p
     
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  2. Cheap SEO Services

    Cheap SEO Services <------DoFollow Backlinks

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    #22
    I have some more questions:

    1. If there is a corner store that says it is open 24/7/365 then why does the front door have locks on it?
    2. Why can't we smell a fart in a vacuum?
    3. How many more actors/actresses will die from drug overdoses in the next 18 months?
    4. Can you ignite a Vom Burp?
    5. If a cat walks 150 yards north in a stiff southerly breeze how many minutes will it survive before it is run over by a speeding taxi cab travelling towards the oncoming intersection?
    6. What is the speed velocity of a sneeze from an insane dwarf compared to the speed velocity of a sneeze from a blind duck?
    7. When will the top 50 DP members with the most posts in DP Forums become millionaires?
    8. Why is my music so loud right now?
    9. What does the well know phrase "Bird in the Bush" mean?
    10. Where is Harold Holt right now?
    11. Did Ali G really shoot JFK?
    12. How did Benny Hill die?
    13. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
    14. Can you cry under water?
    15. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
    16. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
    17. Why do they call it a TV "set" when you only get one?

    Col :)
     
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  3. DomainDomain

    DomainDomain Active Member

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    #23
    Id really like to know the answer to these too, lol!

    Also, exactly how many ways are there to skin a cat?
    DD
     
    DomainDomain, Feb 10, 2007 IP
  4. Peter Avey

    Peter Avey Peon

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    #24
    here's 1 for you, why is your penis slightly tanned ?
     
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  5. smub

    smub Notable Member

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    #25
    i got a couple questions ...

    how can i get stock photos without actually getting all their credits..

    Second - how can i get .edu links without paying anything

    third - how to get free traffic like 100 visits every day without putting any effort.


    fourth - where can i find a free script like myspace which actually works..
     
    smub, Feb 10, 2007 IP
  6. procrastinator

    procrastinator Peon

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    #26
    PM sent sire
     
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  7. integrity

    integrity Well-Known Member

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    #27
    I think it is.

    I looked but didn't find. Sorry.

    1. I found 1, but there server was down or something.
    2. http://radio.about.com/od/createint...Your_Own_Streaming_Internet_Radio_Station.htm

    Free hosting doesn't work well in search engines. I'm going to help you by not giving you any links. It's for your own good. P.S. I don't know of any.

    http://www.tkqlhce.com/r897p-85-7NQQOVSORNPOSQSUSX
    5GB Storage, 200GB Bandwidth, $9.95 per month, 100MB MySQL, 99.99% Uptime

    To increase the popularity of a site you should always use viral markeying (buzz).

    Yes.;)

    Don't think there is a down.

    Probably not.

    2 Tons Per Second (2TPS)

    We'll find out when we get there. But until then... we say yes.


    Everton 1 Blackburn 0. Andy Johnson nets the only goal of the game.


    If I knew of any high PR expired domains I would of already registered them. :)
     
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  8. commandos

    commandos Notable Member

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    #28
    Is P equal to NP ? (Complexity classes P and NP) answer this with proofs and i swear i will give you 500,000$ after getting my cheque from the math institute :p



    Good luck :)
     
    commandos, Feb 10, 2007 IP
  9. drewbe121212

    drewbe121212 Well-Known Member

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    #29
    Only after you claim the $1,000,000 dollar prize though, eh? :)
     
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  10. DomainDomain

    DomainDomain Active Member

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    #30
    Ohhh, can I ask another?

    How do TV companies know how many people are watching their channel?

    Cheers!
     
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  11. Tiel

    Tiel Peon

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    #31
     
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  12. integrity

    integrity Well-Known Member

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    #32
    For seo services questions:

    I have some more questions:

    1. If there is a corner store that says it is open 24/7/365 then why does the front door have locks on it? So you can't get out
    2. Why can't we smell a fart in a vacuum? well...
    3. How many more actors/actresses will die from drug overdoses in the next 18 months? 476
    4. Can you ignite a Vom Burp? I think so.
    5. If a cat walks 150 yards north in a stiff southerly breeze how many minutes will it survive before it is run over by a speeding taxi cab travelling towards the oncoming intersection? 8
    6. What is the speed velocity of a sneeze from an insane dwarf compared to the speed velocity of a sneeze from a blind duck? 21:4
    7. When will the top 50 DP members with the most posts in DP Forums become millionaires? When pigs fly.
    8. Why is my music so loud right now? It's cool.
    9. What does the well know phrase "Bird in the Bush" mean? No idea.
    10. Where is Harold Holt right now? In outer space.
    11. Did Ali G really shoot JFK? No.
    12. How did Benny Hill die? I killed him... (;
    13. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Those are branches on a bush.
    14. Can you cry under water? Yes.
    15. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Strangely, yes.
    16. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? His facial hair is afraid of him.
    17. Why do they call it a TV "set" when you only get one? Because it is made of many parts...


    Col
     
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  13. devin

    devin Guest

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    #33
    i can answer this one. they use a random sample that is representative of the entire tv watchers. then they run a statistical test and extend it to the entire population.

    as for how they know who is watching their channels, it's soemthing to do with frequency matching.
     
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  14. commandos

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    #34
    what about my simple question ? :p
     
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  15. Correctus

    Correctus Straight Edge

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    #35
    Thanks bro! Really needed that information but couldn't find time to look around, thanks again! Rep added.

    IT
     
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  16. integrity

    integrity Well-Known Member

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    #36
    I found 6 ways.

    1. Have no idea
    2. You can't
    3. Viral marketing
    4. Get someone to write one for money instead.

    It is.

    Proofs: Because I said so.;)
     
    integrity, Feb 12, 2007 IP