Know a good short joke? Win $20 or secret prize ...

Anyone have any good short jokes? The other day I was in a bit of a funk, so wanted to read some great short jokes to cheer me up. Rather than just browse the web, I thought I'd have a little contest.

If you're interested in winning at least $20 (or my mystery prize of equal or greater value), check out the contest at Say No to Crack (Feb 6). The top 5 jokes will also get links to their sites (my site=PR 5 w/ average 5K visitors per day).

Want to cheer the rest of us up? Post your jokes here as well!

Smiling,
Anita

 

i can't stop laughing at the belgian pig/

 

am posting a couple of jokes here:
1)You have an unique brain.
Generally brain have two parts.
Right and left.
You have nothing right in the left brain,
and nothing left in the right brain.

2) A day will finally come when the whole world
Will celebrate your name your fame,
Your personality your thoughts, your ideas,
That day will be known as 1st april.

3) We sms eash other because you think,
I am nice, I think you are nice, you think
I am cool, I think you are cook, you think
I am sweet, I think you are sweet, you think
I am smart, I think you are right.

4) God thought that since he can not be every where
He made a mother,
The devil thought that he could not be every where
He made a mother in law.

5) Enter a number. to touch my heart,
***********.
Wrong,
You have touch my ass,
Wash you hand,
And try again.

6) Could you fax your photo utgently !
We are playing cards and I have misplaced the joker.

7) This message will refresh your brain in 5 seconds!
1----2-----3-----4-----5---
Error: no brain detected.

8) He friend, remember without stupidity, there
Will be now wisdom, and without ugliness,
There can be no beauty. So, the world needs you
After all!!!

9) This dog is dog a dog good dog way dog to dog keep dog an dog idiot
Dog busy dog for dog 20 dog seconds dog --------- now read with out the dog.

thanks everyone for reading this:

 

For anyone that submitted jokes, THANKS! The contest is still open until tomorrow night, but I'll need to figure out how to sort through all the jokes (there were over 200 submitted, eeks) to decide who wins the $20, eek!

Smiling, Anita