Sex Lives of SEOs - The Inside Scoop

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by onlinedude, Feb 6, 2007.

  1. #1
    What do you really know about the sex lives of SEOs? Find out the inside scoop.
     
    onlinedude, Feb 6, 2007 IP
  2. britishguy

    britishguy Prominent Member

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    SEO's get screwed a lot ;)
    There is some sizzle in there to read :)
     
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    jdR!pper Peon

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    Haha... At first I though those terms were related to sex. I like the term "master baiter". :D
     
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    gemini181 Well-Known Member

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    Very funny, thanks.
    Getting screwed by Google too :eek:
    How does one get protected???
     
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  5. onlinedude

    onlinedude Peon

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    With a link condom! :D
     
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    100Forumsin100days Peon

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    LOL those are the kind of lyrics we would get if Aerosmith were SEOers.

    Did you hear about the SEOer who won the lotto?
    S/he didn't get offline long enough to collect.
     
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    smub Notable Member

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    lol ... Jeff is adding humor into this .. interesting article.
     
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    w3bmaster Notable Member

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    This article made me laugh .... thanks
     
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    Correctus Straight Edge

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    I was gonna bash you for starting such a thread, I'd have probably said something like "Give it a break you nerd"

    But that thing just pwns :D

    IT

    P.S.: Protection from being screwed up by Google:

    Condoms: Nofollow in every external link
    No whorehouses: NO to bad neighborhood

    And if you just don't want that Google beast even looking at your chastite self, then do this for security:

    1. Open Robots.txt
    2. Paste this over there:

    User-agent: Google.com
    Disallow: /

    3. Save and upload to your root directory.

    :D
     
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