I am ready to leave Indiana. It's too damn cold and the women here are ugly. I am looking for a rich, beautiful woman to fly me to her home. I prefer somewhere that is very warm. I would like to live on the beach. I'm 30 years old, single, no kids and that is my pic there in the green t-shirt. I am so much fun and once I get there I will pay half the rent and show you the best time of your life... Any takers?
I am looking for a rich, beautiful woman to fly me to her home.: I have this female pigeon that can fly, and is divorced right now, think you can come here on her back? She earns a little more than 100k grains of wheat per month (pretty rich as far as pigeons are concerened) I prefer somewhere that is very warm.: 50 Degrees Celsius here, no problems with that. I would like to live on the beach: A gutter passes nearby, I could set you up a tent there? I am so much fun and once I get there I will pay half the rent and show you the best time of your life... Any takers?: She is more than eager to meet you! IT
This is the best suggestion . I don't know of any dating forum otherwise I would've linked you to that. You won't get what you are looking for here at DP. BTW Correctus Bold what you wrote. I missed that at first but It's really nice hee hee hee
"Date Old Chinese Chick". Just come to NYC, as long as your white, you can easily find one that is willing to pay for your bill
I'm not looking for a date. Why would I want a dating forum? I'm really just wanting to get out of Indiana...and I'm looking for a roommate to share the expenses with. I just prefer a roommate of the opposite sex...and I prefer her to be beautiful and wealthy. lol Oh and thanks for the pigeon offer. I might have to consider that, I find pigeons extremely sexy. Disguised, is that photo of you? That photo is the kind of woman I would like to room with.
She looks like this, its not her pic, but she looks exactly like this. Her hairstyle resembles yours and she IS sexy enough for you dude, of course she is a bit fat, but thats how all rich ladies who aren't models are IT P.S. I left the computer screen on and she repeatedly tapped her beak on your picture, I guess that was some sort of a pigeon kiss? Only you people know man, but oh well she broke the screen and I had to get a new one, so... say yes for the marriage before its too late! [I might run out of money to buy new monitors and come on this thread]