Who needs a roommate?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by chane, Feb 1, 2007.

  1. #1
    I am ready to leave Indiana. It's too damn cold and the women here are ugly.

    I am looking for a rich, beautiful woman to fly me to her home. I prefer somewhere that is very warm. I would like to live on the beach.

    I'm 30 years old, single, no kids and that is my pic there in the green t-shirt.

    I am so much fun and once I get there I will pay half the rent and show you the best time of your life... Any takers? :D
     
    chane, Feb 1, 2007 IP
  2. getjimmy

    getjimmy Prominent Member

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    Indiana or India?

    good luck
     
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  3. KingofKings

    KingofKings Banned

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    Um... I think your in the wrong forum! :D
     
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    FireStorM Well-Known Member

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    Maybe You can Post this in a Dating forum :D
     
    FireStorM, Feb 1, 2007 IP
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    Daz Guest

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    ...are you flexible with that? XD

    No seriously, I hope your joking posting it here :p
     
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  6. Correctus

    Correctus Straight Edge

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    I am looking for a rich, beautiful woman to fly me to her home.: I have this female pigeon that can fly, and is divorced right now, think you can come here on her back? She earns a little more than 100k grains of wheat per month (pretty rich as far as pigeons are concerened)

    I prefer somewhere that is very warm.: 50 Degrees Celsius here, no problems with that.

    I would like to live on the beach: A gutter passes nearby, I could set you up a tent there?

    I am so much fun and once I get there I will pay half the rent and show you the best time of your life... Any takers?: She is more than eager to meet you!

    IT
     
    Correctus, Feb 1, 2007 IP
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    Disguised Notable Member

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    This is the best suggestion :). I don't know of any dating forum otherwise I would've linked you to that. You won't get what you are looking for here at DP. :p
    BTW Correctus Bold what you wrote. I missed that at first but It's really nice hee hee hee
     
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    ahkip Prominent Member

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    "Date Old Chinese Chick". Just come to NYC, as long as your white, you can easily find one that is willing to pay for your bill
     
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  9. chane

    chane Peon

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    I'm not looking for a date. Why would I want a dating forum? I'm really just wanting to get out of Indiana...and I'm looking for a roommate to share the expenses with. I just prefer a roommate of the opposite sex...and I prefer her to be beautiful and wealthy. lol :)

    Oh and thanks for the pigeon offer. I might have to consider that, I find pigeons extremely sexy.

    Disguised, is that photo of you? That photo is the kind of woman I would like to room with.
     
    chane, Feb 1, 2007 IP
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    hereyago Active Member

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    lol.

    i already have a roommate
     
    hereyago, Feb 1, 2007 IP
  11. FireStorM

    FireStorM Well-Known Member

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    Thats a nice Joke , good one :D
     
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  12. Correctus

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    She looks like this, its not her pic, but she looks exactly like this.

    [​IMG]

    Her hairstyle resembles yours and she IS sexy enough for you dude, of course she is a bit fat, but thats how all rich ladies who aren't models are

    IT

    P.S. I left the computer screen on and she repeatedly tapped her beak on your picture, I guess that was some sort of a pigeon kiss? Only you people know man, but oh well she broke the screen and I had to get a new one, so... say yes for the marriage before its too late! [I might run out of money to buy new monitors and come on this thread]
     
    Correctus, Feb 1, 2007 IP