What Is Your Advice To Somebody Who Wakes Up In Coffin

Here is the scenario.
Somebody just died , after that he was put in a coffin and burried
a few hours later , he comes alive and realizes he is inside a coffin

Now what would be your advice to him ?

What does your religion,scripture,preacher suggest for this kind of situtation ?

It seems there is more than 1% chance of errors for doctors declaring a living person dead. Since even if heart stops for some time, and one stops breathing , there is no gurantee that heart will not restart.

 

Let's put it this way, if the 'deceased' person has been in lying in an undertaker's refrigerator/chapel for a few days OR has been embalmed it's very unlikely they will stir back to life after being buried.

If their religion requires they are buried quickly, I think the advice would be to just relax, drift off to sleep and accept your fate.

 

In my city, I have seen people getting buried same day they die

 

That's why I'm all for cremation!

 

sing as loud as you can , shout at the top of your lungs, dont resign to fate, give it a shot , if you pass away , then atleast you tried.

 

My advise...don't fall asleep...ever.

 

DON'T PANIC

--The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

 

Just say embalmed.

 

I think being burried alive has a worse reputation than it deserves. All you need is a good book.

 

Aye, a good book and a bloody good head torch with long life batteries!

 

I would
(a) want to know why he was in my coffin
(b) want to know why I was in my coffin

Suggest a game of "I-Spy"

 

So is your question that his heart stopped beating for 4 hours and started again while he was in a coffin? Not happening. If your heart stops for about 4-5 minutes and no blood (oxygen) gets to your brain, you are dead anyways.

Secondly, did you just toss 1% out there, or do you have a statistic to back this up?

Thirdly, watch mythbusters. They did an episode on this, actually. They showed that if you were alive in a coffin, you'd run out of air (underground) in just a very short time; assuming the pressure of the dirt didn't crush the coffin and you first.

 

I would sue the doctor for malpractice and putting him in the coffin in the first place because he wasn't dead!

Col

 

I would think back on my training with Pei Mei and punch my way out.

 

I sure wouldn't fart!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7w4z8LYink

 

How can you give advice to someone that's buried in a coffin?
LOL

 

I have seen at least 7 people coming back to life few hours after doctor declaring them dead

I watched a documentary in national geographic, which was showing how many people have escaped out of coffin, but could not come out alive
Many people put in their will that a spade,axe be put in their coffin so that if they find themselve alive they can dig out themselve

 

Keep a mobile phone with few batteries

 

There is no way you can dig yourself out, no matter what tool you have with you

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safety_coffin