Why students fail in exam! Here is the Reason

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by sankaranand, Jan 21, 2007.

  1. #1
    Reason why students fail in exam !!!!


    It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY
    has 365' days. s

    Typical academic year for a student:


    1.
    Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313.


    2.
    Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.Days left 263.


    3.
    8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE. Days left 141.


    4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.


    5.
    2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing
    properly & swallowing)- means 30days. Days left 96.

    6.
    1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days. Days left 81.

    7.
    Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.

    8.
    Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.


    9.
    For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.


    10.
    Movies and functions - at least 2 days. 1 day left.


    11. That 1 day is your birthday.




    How can you study on that day??????!!! !!!!!!!

    Balance = 0

    "Then h ow can a student pass ??"
     
    sankaranand, Jan 21, 2007 IP
  2. Disguised

    Disguised Notable Member

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    #2
    I read this very very long ago and it didn't really impress me lol. Students do lots of other things that get them fail in exams (I don't want to share ;) )
     
    Disguised, Jan 21, 2007 IP
  3. Jarodboy

    Jarodboy Prominent Member

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    #3
    Ahahah well thought IMO.
    Although i still have enough time to study, i just don't feel like it :p
     
    Jarodboy, Jan 21, 2007 IP
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    jdR!pper Peon

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    #4
    Yeah... Time is never enough for anyone in this world. If you want to do good in something, like studying, you need to sacrifice certain things. Like studying during Sundays, sleeping for less than 8 hours etc...
     
    jdR!pper, Jan 21, 2007 IP
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    Computerized Well-Known Member

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    Hm, that's very true. At least now I know where all the time wasted goes. :D
     
    Computerized, Jan 21, 2007 IP
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    sufi Well-Known Member

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    So the students who pass their exams are aliens?
     
    sufi, Jan 21, 2007 IP
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    clancey Peon

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    #7
    Those things are so funny. The math trickery is always a winner!
     
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    Richie_Ni Illustrious Member

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    #8
    That because he is always on DP!
     
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  9. The Rock

    The Rock Well-Known Member

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    Well very good logic. :rolleyes:

    B.T.W what’s your educational qualification Anand

    Update: Just Joking Brother:D
     
    The Rock, Jan 21, 2007 IP
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    The Rock Well-Known Member

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    Yes Richie we count it as one reason:p
     
    The Rock, Jan 21, 2007 IP