Do you think you will go to heaven after your death?

god will send me in heaven, i know.

 

According the Bible. I will die and I will not be conscious of anything at all. (Ecc 9:5-6)

The Bible also teaches that only a selected number of 144,000 have a heavenly destination to co-rule as kings and priests with Jesus as the King of God's Kingdom in heaven. (Rev 14:1)

 

I will setup an office in between Heaven and Hell and provide Internet Marketing Services. This will provoke Shawn in starting a new DigitalPoint there and all the evil souls here and the good ones too will get there to discuss.

I will then one day announce that Satan defaced my website and put up his picture over there and then get gazillions of links from all of you. (What a nice Linkbait idea!)

Then we will strike out a deal with all the folks over there and rule the Market over there, becoming a super power.

As we follow on, I will bully the **** out of everyone

**wakes up**

 

That quota must have been over now, your religion is 2007 years old, so even if 70 peoples per year have gone to heaven , heaven is full now
May be God has already put a notice "No Admission"

 

Cheap thats the jehovas witness beliefs. According to their beliefs only the people from the region of canaaan who are still virgins will enter into heaven.
According to them im one of the 144,000 loooooooooooooooooool. Im catholic so i dont know if im going to heaven or not. I just wanna try my best to never be unfair with people and always try to be there for others. Just be the best human being u can be

 

WOw., I dont know, they give posts in Heaven, Where ever posts come there will be politics and corruption, But how will a soul exchange currency or Fight lol

 

To quote Reverend Lovejoy:
"See you in hell!!!! (from heaven)"

But no, I don't actually believe in hell, in the traditional sense of the term. I believe that hell just means grave, death, and we're all going there.

 

Heaven or hell...Nobody cares until they cross 40 years. I also don't care now...

 

Umm, I'm gonna go ahead and disagree with you. I'm much younger than 40, and I take an active interest in my future

 

Well, by the Grace of my Lord Jesus Christ I think I may have a shot at heaven.

If I DO get there I'm going to ask God for a favor. I'm going to ask Him if He could spare me for a couple months and see if He wouldn't mind sending me back down to, say, Juarez, (considered the most dangerous city in the western hemisphere) as a vampire.

I like to catch those f---heads who have been responsible for the systematic rape and murder these past two decades of over a thousand women.

I'd like to drop in on the party, see how murderous and superior they still feel after getting a load of me. See if this puts a crimp in their style.

 

Who would want to go to "heaven", especially a christian heaven? It would be a hangout for the bible carrying assholes who make life miserable in the first place.

 

Actually, there is around 8000 more to go still alive on the earth today. How do you think that's worked out? Now there's a doozy of a question for you!

Col

 

Don't believe the Jehovah's Witnesses. They are so limited in their understanding of the Bible [good grief, they are always changing it!] Tens of millions will be in the presence of the Lord. The most important thing is this -- do you want to be one of them?

 

Limited huh? Hmmm. I think you've been listening to some hogwash lately. I think you will find Jehovah' Witnesses to be very fluent in the understanding of the Bible. I would like to know why think "limited"?

Col

 

I just mentioned why. Your New World Translation is in a perpetual state of translating. Guess if you missed something the first, second, or third time why not change it again, and again, and again?

BTW, believing that Jesus returned secretly in 1914 is sheer lunacy.

 

Secretly? It was no secret. In fact it was predicted. But wait. How could one know that if their knowledge of the Bible was limited?

So, your theory is know matter how the Bible was translated in the first place it should remain translated that way to eternity all with it's flaws? Do you honestly think God wants translation of his word to be flawed?

Col

 

God's translation isn't flawed. However, what the Watchtower has done to it is a shame. So many people deceived, but digging a little deeper by those who seek the truth will reveal that this organization is corrupt and forever changing what it believes.

Some evidence for those who care to dig deeper can be found here:
http://www.towertotruth.net/did_jesus_return_in_1874.htm

 

Corrupt? You have no idea what you are saying my friend. You could not be further from the truth. You could use a snowshovel to dig as deep as you like. But don't worry. Accusations like these are also predicted (prophesied) in the Bible by Jesus himself. But wait! How does one know this if their knowledge of the Bible is limited?

I know where your information comes from but unfortunately for you and many others who read it, that information is tainted. You only need to speak to any of the Witnesses to find out the truth. Have you done this?

Col

 

God and Heaven are just inventions of Men. We are live creatures, like horses or chicken. Once dead, we'll dissapeared. That's unfortunately about it.
But we like to believe, to make sure something is there after life. That helps lots of people not to collapse...

 

Wow, that's a strong statement. Do you make it a life goal to be as offensive as possible?

I've done enough research into the matter to understand that the NWT is one of the few literal and consistent translations in the world, certainly a respectable achievement.

As far as considering that belief lunacy: I gather that you expect him to return at some point, why could that not be considered lunacy as well?