Women are like domain names!

I heard this from a friend and I wanted to share it :
john:Women are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
bob: well, you can still get one from a strange country
Disclamer: This joke was not to offend women, just for the purpose of laughter , enjoy

 

LOL, , but offensive for women

 

let me edit my post with a disclamer before i get flamed by all the females on the board lol

 

Funny!!!

 

As a girl I raise my voice in detestation... lol

 

please read the disclamer on the bottom lol
and let me add to this, why a beer is better than a woman
1. You can enjoy a beer all month long.
2. Beer stains wash out.
3. You don't have to wine & dine a beer.
4. Your beer will always wait patiently in the car, while you play baseball.
5. When your beer goes flat, you can toss it away.
6. Beer is never late.
7. Hangovers go away.
8. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
9. Beer labels come off without a fight.
10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
11. Beer never has a headache.
12. After you have had a beer, the bottle is still worth 10¢.
13. A beer won't get upset if you come home with beer on your breath.
14. If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.
15. You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
16. A beer always goes down easy.
17. You can share a beer with your friends.
18. You always know that you were the first one, when you pop a beer.
19. A beer never demands equality.
20. A beer is always wet and ready.
21. You can have a beer in public.
22. A beer doesn't care when you come home.
23. A frigid beer is a good beer.
24. You don't have to wash a beer to make it taste good.

 

I'm going to file a protest this is unacceptable. I can't stomacht that joke, lol I'll have an audtion later
For the movie "Drama Queen in DP"

 

lol Drama Queen 101 , i saw a skit on MAD TV with that hehe.
you know you can always make some threads about men lol.

 

It's funny because it's true.