Worlds Worst Job

Hi Mom... Well, yes, I am working... Um, I'm a driver... No not a truck...

Ambreed New Zealand introduced a go-cart-like machine for ranchers to gather sperm from bulls. A driver maneuvers the vehicle, designed to resemble a cow, so that the bull can mount it. The driver waits patiently until the bull is done and then drives away with the sperm so that manual extraction is no longer required.

 

Well.. I'm sure they are making more money than my sites are right now..

 

i snorted laughing out this one..

 

Ya that's a strange one. Glad I am not so hard-pressed as to need that type of job!

 

So they basically built a cow that is like the rhino in Ace Ventura except the cow has a vagina.

 

Im going to have to remember this when I ever have the feeling that my job sucks.

 

Haha! Me too. Suddenly my job doesn't seem so bad after all...

 

Too good a fact sir.....really enjoyed this and would like to quote at appropriate place

 

lol same idea that came to my head

 

....texts his buddies...guess what I'm doing right now!!

 

yeah, even i started liking my job a lot better after reading this heheh

 

same here, that post was the break I needed after a long day of work

 

Just shows how blessed we are. eeew!

 

someone email that to Mike Rowe of Dirty Jobs, he will go and do it...

 

Statistically proven the most DANGEROUS job is working at a gas station.

Westoff.

 

Huh, I would've thought it was being a professional daredevil

 

that's a great show!
I can't imagine doing ANY of the jobs he's done on the program...

 

Back when I was in HR, the statistically most dangerous job was Underwater Welder.

 

at least he can always say - "in my work sex is never enough"

 

What's scary is I sat here cracking myself up for 5 minutes thinking of cow sex / broke back / sperm based jokes until I realized how sad it is that I came up with so many...