how to use ATM?

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  1. #1
    Every Day story!
    How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM.

    1. Park the car
    2. Go to ATM Machine
    3. Insert card
    4. Enter PIN
    5. Take money out
    6. Take ATM Card out
    7. Drive away










    How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM

    1. Park the car
    2. Check makeup
    3. Turn off engine
    4. Check makeup
    5. Go to ATM
    6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse
    7. Insert card
    8. Hit Cancel
    9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it
    10. Insert card
    11. Enter PIN
    12. Take cash
    13. Go to car
    14. Check makeup
    15. Start car
    16. Stop car
    17. Run back to ATM
    18. Take ATM card
    19. Back to car
    20. Check makeup
    21. Start car
    22. Check makeup
    23. Drive for 1/2 mile
    24. Release handbrake
     
    jameskon, Jan 12, 2007 IP
  2. Roman

    Roman Buffalo Tamer™

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    #2
    I'm sure there's several dozen things you've missed;)
     
    Roman, Jan 12, 2007 IP
  3. phd

    phd Active Member

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    ha ha, too much realistic!!
     
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  4. Colleen

    Colleen Illustrious Member

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    That's not real! I am female and I prefer fast and to the point. :)
     
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  5. Roman

    Roman Buffalo Tamer™

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    #5
    He's talking about going to the ATM;)
     
    Roman, Jan 12, 2007 IP
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  6. jdR!pper

    jdR!pper Peon

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    #6
    I'm sure this thread of yours is going to raise a lot of females' eyebrows... Anyway, not all of them are like that. :)
     
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  7. Mia

    Mia R.I.P. STEVE JOBS

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    #7
    My wife agreed with that, except for the purse and parking brake:D.

    I'm not touching that one...:eek:
     
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  8. Colleen

    Colleen Illustrious Member

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    Nah really? I thought it was about you. :p
     
    Colleen, Jan 12, 2007 IP
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    Pammer Notable Member

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    #9
    All girls are not same as like you describe about that!
     
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  10. Colleen

    Colleen Illustrious Member

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    #10
    Neither are men. :) It's generalizing both ways.
     
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    Man you will be getting few dozen Red Reps for this :rolleyes:
    Kind of realistic for most of the ladies though :)
     
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  12. jameskon

    jameskon Well-Known Member

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    #12
    Cool Down! thats just a joke
     
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    #13
    ya. you are right.
     
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    Kerosene Alpha & Omega™ Staff

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    #14
    From what I've seen, this one isn't compulsory, it only means you have to start it again. :p :D
     
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  15. jameskon

    jameskon Well-Known Member

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    #15
    Thats the Good thing.. haven't seen many girls like that.


    must say you are tooooo good then ;)
     
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  16. Colleen

    Colleen Illustrious Member

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    Cool down? I wasn't heated up, ROTF! Was telling the truth, a chick who checks her makeup when she gets to the ATM is obviously a dumbass.
     
    Colleen, Jan 12, 2007 IP
  17. jameskon

    jameskon Well-Known Member

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    well its fact ... most of girls have attitude like that..not all.

    and i like the one which are not like that...
     
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  18. Crazy_Rob

    Crazy_Rob I seen't it!

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    #18
    Girl step #1: "Take ATM card from husband's/boyfriend's wallet." :duck:
     
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    #19
    my mom checks her make up once before she gets down from her car.
     
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  20. jameskon

    jameskon Well-Known Member

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    superb!!! still thinking that how did i missed it out
     
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