Toilet Paper

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by chatmasta, Jan 6, 2007.

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How do you like your toilet paper?

  1. INSIDE, on the LEFT of the toilet

    2 vote(s)
    9.1%
  2. OUTSIDE, on the LEFT of the toilet

    12 vote(s)
    54.5%
  3. INSIDE, on the RIGHT of the toilet

    6 vote(s)
    27.3%
  4. INSIDE, on the LEFT of the toilet

    2 vote(s)
    9.1%
  1. #1
    So today, there I was...sitting on the toilet. Except this day was different. Because I looked over to my left, and as I was about to reach for the toilet paper, I noticed something peculiar. IT WAS BACKWARDS! In my irritation, I reached over and flipped it around. And since I am thinking about Digital Point 24/7, I naturally wondered what position you all prefer your toilet paper to be in.

    There are two sides of the toilet. Additionally, there are two ways the little pulldown flap can go on the roll.

    A. (OUTSIDE)
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    B. (INSIDE)
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    My preference is OUTSIDE on the LEFT of the toilet. However, if it has to be on the right, I prefer INSIDE, curiously enough.

    What do you guys think?!

    EDIT: I AM AN IDIOT. (If you can't already tell :D) The last option in the poll should be "OUTSIDE on the LEFT of the toilet."
     
    chatmasta, Jan 6, 2007 IP
  2. fryman

    fryman Kiss my rep

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    #2
    Thanks for sharing with the world how you take a dump :rolleyes:
     
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  3. Roman

    Roman Buffalo Tamerâ„¢

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    #3
    Doesn't matter to me, as long as there is some.
     
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  4. chatmasta

    chatmasta Peon

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    #4
    You're welcome. Get with the spirit of the forum and tell us how YOU take a dump! :D
     
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  5. redz

    redz Well-Known Member

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    #5
    lol doesnt matter to me, it doesnt matter which way it is, as long as its there ;). lol and thanks for sharing your Magical experience on the toilet with us lol. just get this and you will not worry about which way it is:
    [​IMG]
     
    redz, Jan 6, 2007 IP
  6. jaree

    jaree Well-Known Member

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    #6
    Can you please let me know where to ship your nobel prize for such a great thread :D:D:D:D
     
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  7. Obelia

    Obelia Notable Member

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    #7
    Are you trying for the award for the most trivial poll in the history of DP?
     
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  8. BRUm

    BRUm Well-Known Member

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    #8
    hahahahahahahaha classic! :p
     
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  9. chatmasta

    chatmasta Peon

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    #9
    Flush it down the toilet.
     
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  10. renteror

    renteror Peon

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    #10
    You buggered the poll up lol
     
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  11. ing

    ing Well-Known Member

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    #11
    My preference is OUTSIDE too.
    I'll turn rolls around if they are the wrong way.
    LOL :D
     
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  12. chatmasta

    chatmasta Peon

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    #12
    Sorry, I was in a rush - had to poop.
     
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  13. ahkip

    ahkip Prominent Member

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    #13
    my home is so ghetto that we don't have a toilet paper holder..

    it is always on the toilet...and we just roll it by hand when needed
     
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    ahkip Prominent Member

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    #14
    very funny
     
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  15. chatmasta

    chatmasta Peon

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    #15
    Dude we have that in my upstairs bathroom. It's wicked ghetto, 'specially when we're out so you have to waddle to the cubboard to get the new roll, which usually sticks for the first unroll or so which I don't like....psh.
     
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    timsdd Peon

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    #16
    major bugger...the option that is missing would be my pick!!!
     
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  17. ajazbe7

    ajazbe7 Peon

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    #17

    Just intended to tell you ;)

    and I agree with Roman :D
     
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  18. chatmasta

    chatmasta Peon

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    #18
    Kay Everyone Follow Me We Will Make A New Thread And Start Over!!!! Ewveryone Post The Same!!!!!

    :D
     
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  19. Kel

    Kel Well-Known Member

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    #19
    Lmao what a great topic! My fiance and I have this argument all the time. He likes it outside and I like it inside!!! :)
     
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  20. chatmasta

    chatmasta Peon

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    #20
    That's terrible. This is what you should do:

    1) Break up with him
    2) Get two toilet paper rolls

    I'm sorry :(
     
    chatmasta, Jan 6, 2007 IP