7 Signs You Are A Gay

* You regularly watch Oprah Winfrey show
* You are not having dirty dreams
* You don't think about sex every fifteen seconds
* You don’t watch porn movies.
* Sharing bed with a guy isn’t creepy for you
* You love to wear bra.
* Elton John is your hero

…… ooh oh I need a nap.

ya, ya, ya (Excuse me, I am having a dream right now)

 

i regularly watch Ellen DeGeneres show. Does that mean something?

 

Is this info from personal experience? I dont think all gay people feel the urge to wear a bra lol

 

Hay...... I Am Not Gay. Didn't you see my avatar (Johny Bravo) The greatest flirt of all times.

 

You like Johnny Bravo? And your are not gay?
Let me rephrase it, you like a guy? And you are not gay?

j/k

p.l.u.r.

 

You mean I'm gay just because I'm not a perv???

 

Looks like it.. But Cmon.. I hardly know of any guy that isnt!

 

owned.

lol girls are getting quite smart these days

 

I find the joke stupid (not trying to be mean here ) but just because a guy does not watch porn does not mean he is gay. Sometimes people have the wrong concept of what a "man" really is.

 

This joke is really bad. You're not funny.

 

* You regularly watch Oprah Winfrey show
* You are not having dirty dreams
* You don't think about sex every fifteen seconds
* You don’t watch porn movies.
* Sharing bed with a guy isn’t creepy for you
* You love to wear bra.
* Elton John is your hero

1. I watch oprah [ +1 Gay]
2. I Have Dirty Dreams everynight [1+ Straight]
3. I think about sex 24/7 365... litterally right now im thinking about sex..................still thinking about sex [+1 straight]
4. I watch Porn everyday (sad i know) [+1 straight]
5. I share beds with guys [+1 gay]
6. Im wearing a bra right now..... [+1 gay]
7. I dont like elton John [+1 straight]

and the final score is......

Gay = 3 / Straight = 4 !!!!!

Ahh good thing I took that quiz I had no idea wheather I was striahg tor gay......

 

The sharing the bed w/ a guy one should count as 10 points at least. Therefore, you're a homo!

 

I watch Oprah if I happen to catch it. In fact, I saw a very well-done expose on American poverty on her show only a couple of days ago.

I figure the dreams, thinking about sex, and porn points can go either way. What if I had dreams about gay men, thought about gay sex, and watched gay porn?

I fall asleep with my sons from time to time in same bed.

Why would I wear a bra?

Elton John isn't my hero, but I defintely recognize him as a talented and well-loved musician and performer.

In short, this post is not only ridiculous, but it's potentially offensive. Get a life.

 

You forgot:

I am so in love with my body and love taking myspace shots

 

* You regularly watch Oprah Winfrey show -- I do not
* You are not having dirty dreams -- I dont
* You don't think about sex every fifteen seconds -- Not all the time
* You don’t watch porn movies. -- I do
* Sharing bed with a guy isn’t creepy for you -- It IS creepy!!
* You love to wear bra. -- I do not
* Elton John is your hero -- He is not.

 

You left out the butt sex.

 

Not true... I only think about sex every 10 mins

 

85% of the population is gay. They just don't know it yet.

-Will Truman, Will & Grace


or i must have misquoted the guy, a fictional one at that..

 

Good one lol

 

Can someone explain what butt sex is ?