Here are a few examples of manspeak - feel free to add your own. Manspeak: "Yes, my darling, I love you" Translation: Can we have sex now? Manspeak: "I think you look fabulous tonight!" Translation: There! I've said something nice! Can we have sex now? Manspeak: "I like your perfume!" Translation: I lost me sense of smell in a motorcycle accident 5 years ago but you're bound to be wearing the stuff - actually, you could smell like week-old roadkill for all I know but can we have sex now? Manspeak: "Let's go to dinner in that restaurant you like" Translation: Can we have sex afterwards? Translation: I've done something you won't like Manspeak: "I like your top!" Translation: Your boobies look great!