Santa Claus Conquers the Martians: Worst movie in World History

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    Watch it here > http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docid=-7709281390847700281

    Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) is considered to be one of the worst movies ever made. It is so bad, that it is actually fun to watch. The filmmakers were probably too embarrassed to renew the copyright, so it’s now in the public domain.


    The story shows how Santa Claus is kidnapped by Martians to cheer up the Martian children. The rumor is that the movie was shot in abandoned aircraft hangars in New Jersey. It is clear that the movie had an extremely low budget, it even has spelling errors in the opening credits (custume designer).

    The movie is currently ranked 80 in the list of worst movies ever made. A remake of this classic has been announced, but it will certainly never beat the original.

    Some funny mess-ups to watch for during the movie:

    6 mins - Why is the snow on that guy not melting?
    13 mins - Septober? A goofy sort of hybrid month?
    20 mins - Paper towel tubes used as part of a radar array (these guys were so broke).
    34 mins - Oh no! It’s some guy dressed in a polar bear suit!
    50 mins - They’re going to escape the airlock via a duct?
    57 mins - If it weren’t for some big guy who laughs insanely, I’d run…
    66 mins - Can’t these morons tell the difference between Santa and Dropo in a red suit?
     
    Dude111, Dec 21, 2006 IP
  2. bobisawsome7

    bobisawsome7 Notable Member

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    I was looking for the last part of your post, thanks :)
     
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    np [​IMG]
     
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    actually the last part is kinda wrong :D
     
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    I took a look at it yesterday but couldn’t make myself watch it until the end…. That movie is worst than bad….
     
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    iul Well-Known Member

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    So what you're saying is that this movie is actually worst than "war of the worlds" ? I'm going to watch it tomorow, I've been looking for so long for a film that sucks more than war of the worlds and by your description it looks like it might just happen
    thanks for sharing it
     
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    dude war of the worlds is considered... an oscar next to that peice of crap :D
     
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    Which one is it?
     
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    Haha, there are quite alot of films that are famous for being rubbish. This being one of them. What is the worst film of all time? I think that would be an interesting watch :p

    IMHO it should be titanic.
     
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    I watched this movie on a local public access channel on December 23rd, and I think it gave me temporary blindless, and my IQ dropped 8 points, but I laughed the whole time.
     
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    Hehehehehe
     
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    For Kung Phooey! Rofl
     
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