Something funny -Temperature Extremes

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by donald, Dec 24, 2006.

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    Temperature Extremes
    +20° - Greeks put on sweaters (if they can find them).
    +15° - Hawaiians turn on the heaters (if they have them).
    +10° - Americans shake, Russians are planting cucumbers .
    +5° - You can see your own breathing. Italian cars don't start. Norwegians
    take a bath. Russians drive with lowered windows.
    0° - Water freezes in America, in Russia it thickens.
    -5° - French cars don't start.
    -10° - You're planning a vacation to Australia.
    -15° - Your cat insists to sleep in your bed. Norwegians put on sweaters.
    -18° - New York landlords turn on the heaters. Russians make their last
    seasonal picnic.
    -20° - American cars don't start. People in Alaska start wearing
    long-sleeves.
    -25° - German cars don't start. Hawaiians are dead.
    -30° - Politicians start talking about homeless people. Your cat prefers to
    sleep in your pajamas.
    -35° - Too cold to think. Japanese cars don't start.
    -40° - You're planning a 2-week hot tub bath. Swedish cars don't start.
    -42° - Transportation stops in Europe. Russians eat ice cream on the street.
    -45° - All Greeks are dead. Politicians really start doing something for the
    homeless.
    -50° - Your eyelids start sticking when you blink. In Alaska, people close
    the window in the bathroom.
    -60° - White bears start moving south.
    -70° - The hell froze.
    -73° - Finnish special services evacuate Santa Claus from Lapland. Russians
    wear earmuff hats.
    -80° - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.
    -114° - Ethyl alcohol is freezing. Russians are unhappy.
    -273° - Absolute zero, atomic movement stops. Russians wear boots.
    -295° - 90% of the planet is dead. Russian soccer team becomes the world champion.
     
    donald, Dec 24, 2006 IP
  2. ravianz

    ravianz Notable Member

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    not gonna happen!:D
     
    ravianz, Dec 24, 2006 IP
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    iul Well-Known Member

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    wow, the ending is hilarious, I guess it's a joke about russians
     
    iul, Dec 25, 2006 IP
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    mightyb Banned

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    I remember having to stand outside of school (-5C UK) after being in Russia for a few years. I was wearing a t-shirt. All other kids were catching pneumonia in their puffer jackets.
     
    mightyb, Dec 25, 2006 IP
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    if it gets below 70F here in texas I am wearing full on ski gear!
     
    Joshman1204, Dec 25, 2006 IP
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    This is actually true.
     
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  7. donald

    donald Active Member

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    #7
    Here's a good one

     
    donald, Dec 25, 2006 IP
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    lol... I didn't think that this is even possible. :D :D :D
     
    jdR!pper, Dec 25, 2006 IP