Idiot tries to hire a hacker to change his GPA

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by prilep, Dec 22, 2006.

  1. #1
    You guys have to read the WHOLE thing. It looks long belive me its not its so good lol! Your going to die laughing in the end. I searched around DP and it wasant posted so i thought i'd post it. Here it is.

    http://attrition.org/postal/z/033/0871.html

    Enjoy!!

    - Prilep :)
     
    prilep, Dec 22, 2006 IP
  2. Seiya

    Seiya Peon

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    #2
    Yes yes this was on reddit... quite funny.
     
    Seiya, Dec 22, 2006 IP
  3. Disguised

    Disguised Notable Member

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    #3
    A year back I was thinking to do the same thing using a hacker :) But I didn't find any reliable person. But the whole story is really interesting! Enjoyed it :D
     
    Disguised, Dec 22, 2006 IP
  4. Seiya

    Seiya Peon

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    #4
    Bah as long as you have a degree who cares about the gpa anyway :p
     
    Seiya, Dec 22, 2006 IP
  5. AdsenseChic

    AdsenseChic Well-Known Member

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    #5
    It matters if you want to go to graduate school and do not have a good GPA.
     
    AdsenseChic, Dec 22, 2006 IP
  6. jaree

    jaree Well-Known Member

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    #6
    Didnt find it funny at all........ Waste of 15 minutes :(
     
    jaree, Dec 22, 2006 IP
  7. zibzer

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    #7
    ya. the ending was wasted... what happened to the guys.. obviously the "hacker" was just BSing this guy
     
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  8. prilep

    prilep Well-Known Member

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    #8
    Glad some of you enjoyed it. I thought it was funny how it was played out.

    - Prilep :)
     
    prilep, Dec 22, 2006 IP
  9. Pietercornelis

    Pietercornelis Guest

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    #9
    Hehe. Nice one.
     
    Pietercornelis, Dec 22, 2006 IP
  10. timsdd

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    #10
    holy crap...I don't think I'd last that long then!
    My attention span is about as long as it took me to type this...7 minutes :p :p
     
    timsdd, Dec 22, 2006 IP
  11. Austars

    Austars Active Member

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    #11
    Yea I saw that yesterday, I love how the guy speaks in such a profesional and 'smart' manner, yet doesn't realize he's being reeled in :rolleyes:
     
    Austars, Dec 22, 2006 IP
  12. hulkster

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    #12
    Hilarious - highly recommended read ...
     
    hulkster, Dec 22, 2006 IP
  13. PalSys

    PalSys palsys.io

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    #13
    Ummm...someone needs to tell me how this ends!
     
    PalSys, Dec 22, 2006 IP
  14. Austars

    Austars Active Member

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    #14
    I think the 'hacker' reports the guy to the college. That's just my guess though.
     
    Austars, Dec 22, 2006 IP
  15. PalSys

    PalSys palsys.io

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    I would guess that the guy knew the hacker was putting him on with the talk to killing a cop, etc. He probably got nervous and ended communication at that point. And then sweated for the next six months :D
     
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  16. DMod

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    #16
    You know, I was a miscievious little hacker back in my high school days, but I always knew when doing something was outright stupid. Regardless I would get people asking me to change their grades every year, and of course I would tell them how stupid of a question it was. I always wanted to say yes one time to someone I hated, and change all their grades to F, then when they complained about it, they when I wouldn't give their money back, they would have a hard time trying to blackmail me by explaining to the principle how they paid a hacker to change their grades! Of course I am not that mean though :p
     
    DMod, Dec 22, 2006 IP
  17. prilep

    prilep Well-Known Member

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    #17
    Glad you all enjoyed it. If you haven't read it READ IT!

    - Prilep :)
     
    prilep, Dec 23, 2006 IP
  18. Tyler Banfield

    Tyler Banfield Well-Known Member

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    #18
    I just think that it's so funny that they published his name and he turns out to be a congressional aide
     
    Tyler Banfield, Dec 23, 2006 IP
  19. prilep

    prilep Well-Known Member

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    #19
    Never trust anyone on the internet! But the funniest thing was with the picture. He had to take a picture of a squirrel.

    - Prilep :)
     
    prilep, Dec 23, 2006 IP
  20. Obelia

    Obelia Notable Member

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    #20
    Hehe. You would have thought he would have figured it out at the pigeon. I guess there's a good reason he needed his grades changing.
     
    Obelia, Dec 23, 2006 IP