It seemed it is hard for me to get to the established user status as I don't have anything to offer and not very good at writing stuff. This is such a problem for me as I can't post in some forum sections. :-(
Do you at least have a sense of humor? If you do then use it and likes will come your way. After all who among us doesn't like to laugh once in awhile? Good luck to you with all, and welcome aboard.