Alright, call this crap, spam, what you will, but I've setup a spoof political site to reelect Bush/Cheney in 2008 by the use of a constitutional amendment. I encourage everyone that loves freedom, money, power, and corruption, to vote for more of the same thing by making your voices heard. Let the flaming begin...
The lower stuff sounds like something that belongs on a re-elect gore campaign. Change that to something more hick like if you want to make it fit better. Think tator from Cars.
Need to add more racism to it, since somehow looney people think he is a racist. Put a fake quote from Rice about how he even lets her eat in the normal lunchroom or such. That she can ride in a limo behind his.
Oh my god, somebody digg this. I'm almost positive it will reach the front page. Make sure you optimize your adsense by then though
I'm sure EarlPearl will be along to remind you guys that all of this should have stopped after the election and this is no way to take our country forward. Oh, wait...this is against Bush. Nevermind
Haha a classic, love some of the text: "No President in the history of our great nation has achieved as much success as President Bush. Under his leadership the country has seen safety in the homeland, only marred by a few minor terrorist attacks." This one is even better, I couldn't of penned it better myself "President Bush led the country to immediate success in Iraq. It didn't take even a year before the United States had accomplished the mission in Iraq. Unfortunately, some of the insurgents have not yet been made aware of this fact and continue to make things less enjoyable for our troops overseas. This is why it is even more important to have President Bush lead us through another four years at war. He's already read all the plans and knows how we will accomplish even more missions. It would take too long to educate a new President on all these issues. There is no doubt that it is President Bush's tremendous leadership that has allowed an overwhelming 31% of Americans to agree with how he is handling Iraq. Thirty-one percent is a lot. The other sixty-nine percent of Americans do not understand how important it is that we spread the goodwill of America by occupying foreign lands." Good luck with the site and let's hope the amendment goes through so we can get more class newspaper headlines like this
You have to admit it though GTech not many people can actually manage to fall off of one of these. Your hero can.