Google and my Girlfriend

I have realized that Google search engine and my girlfriend behaves ironically similar!
I would like to share some of the points with you. If you like, add more:

• I can never predict or know exactly what she wants. Similarly, I could not know what Google wants from me to rank.
• If I push too hard She runs away. I have to pretend that I am not desperate about her. SEO success in Google needs hard work but also you don't want to look like you are trying too hard.
• Every once in a month she needs an "update". During this period, she behaves even worse and unpredictable. Google does same (penguin, panda, Algorithm updates..)
• She hates to be cheated or lied, obviously. Even I am not cheating she could still get paranoid and crazy. Cheating your way to high rankings on Google won’t work, and even if it does for short period, you can be penalized for long. Even you are not cheating, Google can get paranoid and still slap you!
• I have to be patient to get her love me, If I rush things it won't work. Also to rank on Google you have to wait and be patient.
• I love her and even I complain about her, I cannot live without her. We all web masters complain about google but can't quit.
  
  
  Albert Einstein's definition of INSANITY : "Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
  For Google; If you do "The same things" to rank on Google it would give you different results!! You have to be Insane to be a SEO, believing doing the same f*ng thing but expecting different outcome.

 

excellent comparison.

here's one more. You got to buy your way through - gifts and stuff - but can't let her know that you are trying to buy your way into her heart. Need to keep spending, but you have to keep it quiet and maintain a low profile about your spending. Similarly - buy links and posts to rank well in Google, but keep it a secret

thanks,
Uttoran Sen,

 

Or buy Adword ads to rank, you can buy your love.

 

Nice thread, google also dancing ! your girlfriend can also dance, this is also something in common

 

LOL. I love the post uttoransen! Google and significant others can both be temperamental.

 

That's brilliant! bing and others could be the one night outs or just dates.

 

google also kick your keyword from ranking sometime so your girlfriend also kick ?

 

Just rename your girlfriend to google and be happy....
"hey google, you want to fool around..."

now you can say:
Got Screwed By Google......