Picture the scene: supermarket, early evening of a Friday night. There is a young woman waiting in the queue at her local super market. In her basket she has a copy of bridget jones diary, a sex and the city dvd and a bottle of white wine. Looks like shes going to be spending a night in. Right behind her there is a joung man. In his basket he has a four pack of beer, a blokes magazine and the latest action DVD. He notices her in front of him and taps her on the shoulder: "Excuse me love, are you single by any chance?" "Why, yes I am." (She says trying to be a bit sexy and giggling a bit) "....What made you wonder that?" she says, looking at her basket. "Is it because of these?" (still looking at the sex in the city dvd and copy of bridget Jones Diary) ".....No love! It's 'cause you're a minger!!" Cracked up! Notting